MLB 2022 Season: Houston Warship: Go Phuck Yourselves
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It's always fun to remind people that Babe Ruth was a fat drunk who shot ram testosterone into his ass to try and get an edge, and never played against the best players of his era due to segregation. When my sperm donor was ticking me off with his No True Scotsman bullshit when we talked about baseball stuff, I'd always shove that right in his face.
Will it be another game of corn driven humidity?
I am waiting to see. Both pitching staffs and line-ups suck donkey dicks, so We shall see.
Field of Snoozes. They didn't even do half the pageantry that they did last year.
Was Costner there?
I thought about watching but then decided to catch up on Colbert instead.
No but zombie Harry Caray was.
Not gonna lie, that was kind of creepy.
What the fuck did I just watch? 
Yeah.His family cashing in on his corpse?
I really hate this holographic dead people at sporting and music events trend.
There’s definitely a cringe factor.
“And remember: Herr spelled backwards is Rrrrreh!”
God bless Mr. Caray.
And 1001001 spelled backwards is...... 1001001
Fernando Tatis Jr. suspended 80 games after testing positive for a PED.
Fernando Tatis Jr. suspended 80 games after testing positive for a PED.
And right after they were hoping to get him back from the injured list. God damn.
The spirits of the corn exact a toll...
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