I'd sell myself for a million.
Miss Chicken's Slave Auction
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I'd settle for having my student loans paid off. Damn you, NYU!
i'll buy TSQ for the price of her student loans!
I lasted through the miniseries and half the first season. * Twitches *So far I seem to be the only unwilling slave. nuBSG. Brrr.
That can't go on. I was once hostage to such savage torture myself, I lasted 3 episodes before I could not take it any more.
Ah, I love tea. Hot tea. Iced tea. Twisted Tea. Tea is my primary beverage. Being from Boston, I'm also a Yankee Revolutionary, though.20,000 quatloos for the Grape! Tell your master Gep Malakai that you're off to London to become my personal tea butler - you're from Boston RJ, you oughtn't to be too averse to tea. You'll give up all your underground shenanigans I'm sure. Resistance is futile.
Congratulations!
Oh, wait, you were my slave. Damn it!
^I crossed the Neutral Zone the other night under cover of darkness. I am FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Oh wait....the Romulan Star Empire isn't slave-free. But then again, what happens in the Federation, STAYS in the Federation!
well if the grape really wants you back there is bounty hunters r us.
but any way we do have the ship purged of all command codes (except for new ones) trojans ect..
I lasted through the miniseries and half the first season. * Twitches *So far I seem to be the only unwilling slave. nuBSG. Brrr.
That can't go on. I was once hostage to such savage torture myself, I lasted 3 episodes before I could not take it any more.
Clearly you weren't exposed to the proper stimuli. I shall begin piping All Along the Watchtower into your bedroom immediately.
C'mon people, I gotta go for more than $30k! Just say the word and I'll agree with you in all your inane internet arguments!
Here, watch:
See? Awesome, and yours for $100,000!
You don't know the fun you're all missing out on!
Here, watch:
I agree with this statement.KingDaniel's Master/Mistress(hopefully mistress) said:
See? Awesome, and yours for $100,000!
You don't know the fun you're all missing out on!
They don't accept Trek BBS dollars!
quatloos? litas? credits? latinum?
i'd be a fair and kind master. you cook, i'll do the dishes. we play scrabble evenings while having intellectually stimulating conversations on geeky stuff.
and you live in Britain and get NHS treatment! free perscriptions for people with long-term conditions!
i'd be a fair and kind master. you cook, i'll do the dishes. we play scrabble evenings while having intellectually stimulating conversations on geeky stuff.
and you live in Britain and get NHS treatment! free perscriptions for people with long-term conditions!
Being from Boston, I'm also a Yankee Revolutionary, though.
I shall overlook your deeply shameful past for now. However, any hint of disrespect shown to my teas shall be met with cruel and unusual punishment. I will begin with forbidding the drinking of Welch's grape juice. Next, mention of your beloved "arts and sciences" will not be permitted - your only act of creativity shall be tea preparation.
If you misbehave further, I too will have to introduce you to a very dear friend who is in possession of a complete box-set of nuBSG and is very enthusiastic about sharing it - she is not nearly as gentle as Gep. I wouldn't like to inflict these abominations on a refined soul such as yourself, but the willful destruction of the greatest leaf known to man cannot go unavenged.
He's definitely worth it.Again... I would give all my bbs bucks for the 4th Hanson bro. Put him up on the block!
KingDaniel is sold to The Brew for $30,000 - The Brew used the money of his slave Astrosmurf to make this purchase.
I am not putting anyone else up because I plan to start a new Miss Chicken thread on Monday.
If anyone wants to keep this thread going they can become the auctioneer.
I am not putting anyone else up because I plan to start a new Miss Chicken thread on Monday.
If anyone wants to keep this thread going they can become the auctioneer.
Dylan or Hendrix?
I'll do all that for her, while wearing a comfy sweater with elbow patches.
I would never disrespect the leaf.
I guess that means Deranged Nasat and Shaytan are TheBrew's problem now.
Although if the auctions are over, doesn't that mean everyone is free now?
(*sees oppertunity, runs for freedom*)
(*slows down, uses inhaler, speeds up a little*)
(*collapses, gasping for air*)
Although if the auctions are over, doesn't that mean everyone is free now?
(*sees oppertunity, runs for freedom*)
(*slows down, uses inhaler, speeds up a little*)
(*collapses, gasping for air*)
Well I don't care. The Brew can keep me as long as he wants. 
McCreary. Though the Hendrix version was used in the series' finale. Hmm....
I'll do all that for her, while wearing a comfy sweater with elbow patches.
i have a British accent.
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