Miss Chicken's Slave Auction
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I would've bet all 100K on astro smurf if I'd been here.
i'm putting $100K on Kirk's Tights!
Maybe you could open a temporary poll listing all the regulars, and the most wanted can be in your auction. That way you'll know you're selling goods that are in demand. And must there be a limit on how many you sell? Think of the profit! You could sell for as long as there are buyers. Maybe you could let each auction continue at least 12 hours, that way everyone has some chance of bidding, and there will be time to check teeth, hoofs and all that.
I think that has the potential to get creepy, with people just wanting to bid on certain women who may not even want to participate in the game.
Agreed. Maybe if Miss Chicken sent out loads of Permission To Pimp PM's?
Or just use people from TNZ. TNZ'ers are up for anything
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Or just use people from TNZ. TNZ'ers are up for anything
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Yeah, like any of us slaves ever got a choice in the first place.
Not that I personally am complaining, though. YR bought me!
I say do what we want and let the mods earn their keep and take care of the "creeps", if and when such a situation were to present itself at all. ...not that being voted for in a poll sounds like such a terrible event. It doesn't sound any worse to me than the auction already taking place, or what regularly happens in the picture topic to both men and women.
As far as I can see, the girls have been doing their fair share of bidding, look at what happened to poor unsuspecting Iguana! I am sure he is very happy indeed, yet you sound as though merely wanting to bid is an offence in itself, just by virtue of gender.
My suggestion was merely to make the thread more appealing by giving the majority what they want via an initial poll, or even just suggestions right here in this topic. If certain individuals are known to regularly abuse such situations, then it is a matter that should be dealt with separately by the staff, rather than draining every last speck of joy from the place for everyone else.
Buy us someone new to play with, someone that will let us get them drunk!
And I have an idea. How about the slaves that have already sold choose the next person to sell? I would choose TrekkieMonster.
Elim is sold to Crusher Disciple for $5000.
I am now going to ask for volunteers. Does anyone think that they can bring a higher amount than the Lizard did? If you do, here is your chance to prove your worth.
I am now going to ask for volunteers. Does anyone think that they can bring a higher amount than the Lizard did? If you do, here is your chance to prove your worth.
I'll do it.
It's a three-for-one deal: Myself, Slave Shaytan and Slave Nasat.
I am KingDaniel. If you were paying attention to the pictures thread a week ago you know what I look like (you rotters didn't comment so I took the pics down). I'm kinda bored so I'm selling myself. I guess that makes me a bit of an attention whore too
If you buy me, don't be afraid to treat me bad...I might like it
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It's a three-for-one deal: Myself, Slave Shaytan and Slave Nasat.
I am KingDaniel. If you were paying attention to the pictures thread a week ago you know what I look like (you rotters didn't comment so I took the pics down). I'm kinda bored so I'm selling myself. I guess that makes me a bit of an attention whore too
If you buy me, don't be afraid to treat me bad...I might like it
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Don't worry, I'm still running the Underground Railroad for unwilling slaves.
So far I seem to be the only unwilling slave. nuBSG. Brrr.
So that would mean you would have mine too.
Please da bunny don't make me listen to Nickelback, as that would very cruel.
So far I seem to be the only unwilling slave. nuBSG. Brrr.
That can't go on. I was once hostage to such savage torture myself, I lasted 3 episodes before I could not take it any more.
20,000 quatloos for the Grape! Tell your master Gep Malakai that you're off to London to become my personal tea butler - you're from Boston RJ, you oughtn't to be too averse to tea. You'll give up all your underground shenanigans I'm sure. Resistance is futile.
I'll do it.
It's a three-for-one deal: Myself, Slave Shaytan and Slave Nasat.
I am KingDaniel. If you were paying attention to the pictures thread a week ago you know what I look like (you rotters didn't comment so I took the pics down). I'm kinda bored so I'm selling myself. I guess that makes me a bit of an attention whore too
If you buy me, don't be afraid to treat me bad...I might like it
I shall add you all to the collection
I will bid 30k quatloos of Astrosmurf's money.
So far I seem to be the only unwilling slave. nuBSG. Brrr.
That can't go on. I was once hostage to such savage torture myself, I lasted 3 episodes before I could not take it any more.
The horror.
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