Bunny gets orange juice from whomever wins, right?
Miss Chicken's Slave Auction
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The auction for the bunny will end in about one hour from now.
It would have been hand squeezed.
If smurf wants, I'm willing to share, if he puts his $55k with a my bid of $55k.
Too late. I am accepting The Brew's bid of $100,000.
If the Smurf had agreed to combine his wealth with you someone else would have ended up with the Smurf's share because up next if the little blue fellow himself, Astrosmurf.
Do I hear a bid?
If the Smurf had agreed to combine his wealth with you someone else would have ended up with the Smurf's share because up next if the little blue fellow himself, Astrosmurf.
Do I hear a bid?
Damn. I really wanted CD. We would have had slumber parties and played Dream Date. And of course there would have been plenty of orange juice... and firemen. Stupid conference call made me miss it. 
And just a word to the wise, I may be cute and blue but I am handful. If you purchase me, be ready. You also need to be prepared for the all night parties and possible property damage. Or in other words, get the sofa Scotchguarded and some heavy insurance. I also make no promises about corrupting you and most of your family. You have been warned.
And just a word to the wise, I may be cute and blue but I am handful. If you purchase me, be ready. You also need to be prepared for the all night parties and possible property damage. Or in other words, get the sofa Scotchguarded and some heavy insurance. I also make no promises about corrupting you and most of your family. You have been warned.
Damn. I really wanted CD. We would have had slumber parties and played Dream Date. And of course there would have been plenty of orange juice... and firemen. Stupid conference call made me miss it.
And just a word to the wise, I may be cute and blue but I am handful. If you purchase me, be ready. You also need to be prepared for the all night parties and possible property damage. Or in other words, get the sofa Scotchguarded and some heavy insurance. I also make no promises about corrupting you and most of your family. You have been warned.
Maybe Crusher Disciple will buy you. You will both be slaves of TheBrew but at least you will be together.
Crap. Oh well. If TheBrew wants, I am willing to buy Crusher Disciple off him for $149,000 (with a donation $50,000 from DAK here)
I bid $4000 for astrosmurfie
^ You have only $100k, so you can't bid on AstroSmurf right at the moment.
Yes I can. 4K is way less than 100K!
^ No he can't as he spend that $100k on buying you. So he has nothing left.
Who cares? I'm the one bidding $4000, not him. 
Miss Chicken- ignore the man. He has obviously lost his noodle or Tim Tam or whatever applies.
Miss Chicken- ignore the man. He has obviously lost his noodle or Tim Tam or whatever applies.
Read what I'll write on your wall soon.
Wow. People actually heeded my warning... or no one wants me. 
But either way, I am a thread killer, now with a license to kill.
But either way, I am a thread killer, now with a license to kill.
I thought you would bring a much higher price but as it seems that Crusher and you want each other I will let her have you.
As I said I have lost my list so I am not sure who else I was going to auction off. Has anyone got any suggestions?
As I said I have lost my list so I am not sure who else I was going to auction off. Has anyone got any suggestions?
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Well no-one would want to buy me as a slave I know that. *Cries*
Woo-hoo!!!!
Well no-one would want to buy me as a slave I know that. *Cries*
$5000 for Elim, please.
OK. Elim is up for sale.
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