Miscellaneous Street - The Soap Opera
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Kirsten reaches Daniel-2 and gives him a sedative, beginning to wish she'd never agreed to help with this battle - it's madness!
Would you like some, erm, medicinal brownies to help calm Daniel and other potential patients? One bite and they won't feel a thing. Trust me.
You'll have to tell me what's in them first!
"A sedative?? We're in the middle of a freakin' war zone here!! Give him 50cc's of Cordrazine! I need him on his feet and fighting!" yells Daniel-1, while fending off a pair of sword-weilding aliens with a baking tray and a machete.
The industrious young Soda, finally out of lego pieces, has begun using Molotov cocktails against the aliens. Where does he get this stuff from?
The industrious young Soda, finally out of lego pieces, has begun using Molotov cocktails against the aliens. Where does he get this stuff from?
Coming out of the bookstore, Past RJD is reading from an old book. "I found some information," he says. "According to this: 'The Rubik's Cubans do everything in threes.'"
Future RJD taps him on the shoulder. "Much has happened. Can you keep an eye on the Cthulhu in the woods while I infect the Cubes with a computer virus?"
Past RJD glances up to see giant tentacles pulling conical ships out of the sky. "No sweat," he says.
Future RJD taps him on the shoulder. "Much has happened. Can you keep an eye on the Cthulhu in the woods while I infect the Cubes with a computer virus?"
Past RJD glances up to see giant tentacles pulling conical ships out of the sky. "No sweat," he says.
I'm confused. Have I just been killed off, or not?
If not, then great. If I have...hey, you might have asked me first.
^The you that went back in time to help fight the aliens was killed. I found your past self and enlisted his help, telling him he was really future you, but had been bumped on the head and forgotten all the stuff in between. Remember that Voyager episode where Harry and the newborn baby die, but they get another Harry and baby from an alternate Voyager and carry on like nothing happened? It's kinda like that.
So my past self is not doomed to be killed in the future? My head hurts...
Daniel, Jenee, whatever you're doing, I think you need to shut off the thing in the attic. Six things that look like giant amoebas have just become visible in the atmosphere and are firing on the Cthulu in the woods. It's trying to defend itself, but it's releasing the conical ships in the process and something that looks like a bird of prey has been sighted on an inbound course near Mars according to my sources. That thing in your attic looks more like a giant homing beacon than a weapon.
*One of the aliens beans Daniel1 with a baseball*
My god, someone needs to sign that thing to pitch for the Cubs. That thing was doing 90 when it hit you.
*One of the aliens beans Daniel1 with a baseball*
My god, someone needs to sign that thing to pitch for the Cubs. That thing was doing 90 when it hit you.
Nah, we've changed history. If we defeat the aliens now, the circumstances leading to us going back in time will never arise. Thus your future self doesn't die in the past.
Dragging himself back to his feet, Daniel arches one eyebrow and continues, "Our very presence has altered the flow of history, therefore creating an entirely new chain of incidents that cannot be anticipated by either party"
"An alternate reality?" yells Jenee-2 from the Coffee Shop window.
"Precisely," calls back Daniel, "whatever our fates might have been had the time continuum not been disrupted, our destinies have changed"
(Can't help quoting Star Trek
)
I'm the doctor round here - I'll tell you what you need and when you need it.
A homing beacon?!?
That can't be. This stuff has been in stasis for several thousand years ...
Jenee1 backs into the programming looking for command lines ...
"I'll be damned."
"Those sonsabitches!!!"
Both Jenees shut everything down, grabs a couple baseball bats and heads downstairs.
That can't be. This stuff has been in stasis for several thousand years ...
Jenee1 backs into the programming looking for command lines ...
"I'll be damned."
"Those sonsabitches!!!"
Both Jenees shut everything down, grabs a couple baseball bats and heads downstairs.
Sweet! nuMisc!"An alternate reality?" yells Jenee-2 from the Coffee Shop window.
"Precisely," calls back Daniel, "whatever our fates might have been had the time continuum not been disrupted, our destinies have changed"
(Can't help quoting Star Trek
* RJD strangles Captain Ice for no apparent reason. *
Heh. Just kidding.
*Freezes RJD*
Anyone up for a grape Slurpee?
*Reaches into his blue box and comes back out with a flamethrower.*
Time to light them up, boys. Avoid the residents of MISC Street.
*The other three Deli staff members don flamethrowing gear*
Light me.
*The nearest staff member lights Ice's flamethrower, then proceeds to light the others. Ice spots an alien running toward the melee.*
Time for some barbecue.
*Ice sets the alien aflame.*
Anyone up for a grape Slurpee?
*Reaches into his blue box and comes back out with a flamethrower.*
Time to light them up, boys. Avoid the residents of MISC Street.
*The other three Deli staff members don flamethrowing gear*
Light me.
*The nearest staff member lights Ice's flamethrower, then proceeds to light the others. Ice spots an alien running toward the melee.*
Time for some barbecue.
*Ice sets the alien aflame.*
Exhausted from several hours of alien-bashing with a bat, MLB decides to bring out even more heavy artillery. He regrets having to resort to such extreme violence, but it's time for...the lens flares! 
What's that that MLB is pulling out of his pocket?
OMG! That's Don Zimmer's eyeglasses!
OMG! That's Don Zimmer's eyeglasses!