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Miscellaneous Street - The Soap Opera
- Thread starter Miss Chicken
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I'm here with my digital virus and biological germs.
Everyone steps out of the blue box into the past, relieved to see Misc Street intact once again. Readying their weapons the Time Travelling Anti-Alien Resistance Movement (T.T.A.A.R.M. or "Te-Ta-Arm") heads for the coffee shop. As they approach, voices can be heard from out the street outside...
"...Razy-Cay At-Cay Ady-Lay! It's ool-Cay! We on't-day ant-way any rouble-tay..."
We're late! It's Past Daniel's pig latin speech! He's about to take the aliens inside and show them the lego! QUICK, EVERYONE FORGET THE PLAN AND JUST ATTACK THE ALIENS! CHARGE!!
"...Razy-Cay At-Cay Ady-Lay! It's ool-Cay! We on't-day ant-way any rouble-tay..."
We're late! It's Past Daniel's pig latin speech! He's about to take the aliens inside and show them the lego! QUICK, EVERYONE FORGET THE PLAN AND JUST ATTACK THE ALIENS! CHARGE!!
Smiley, Leo and Stripe jump into action.
Smiley takes one alien's head off in a single bite then he settles down to eat his catch.
Smiley takes one alien's head off in a single bite then he settles down to eat his catch.
* RJD aims his portable hard drive at the Rubik's Cube and mutters in ancient R'Lyehan. *
* And sneezes on a gangly gray alien. *
* And sneezes on a gangly gray alien. *
Daniel shoves his confused past self out of the way and smacks the handless alien in the head with a baking tray. The alien staggers back, it's face print decorating the now-useless baking tray.
Daniel turns to his past self...
"I'm you, from the future. I've come to stop you making a terrible mistake and dooming everyone."
"Do I really sound like that? Fuck."
Daniel turns to his past self...
"I'm you, from the future. I've come to stop you making a terrible mistake and dooming everyone."
"Do I really sound like that? Fuck."
MLB is using his powers of disguise to full effect. Dressed as he is in a perfect replica of a 1984 San Diego Padres road uniform, the aliens naturally cannot look directly at him without squinting. So bang bang, MLB's silver baseball bat came down upon their heads.
Is it too late for me to join in? I have lots of stuff from the lab I could use, if that's any help?
^Nope, just come on over to the deli and we can use my blue box to get there. The boys and I are loading the armory in it right now....
^Wicked - I'll be there shortly. I've got viruses and the like plus things from surgery.
Okay, kirsten has arrived and we're...
*sound of TARDIS engines ramping up*
here.
*Steps out of the blue box and notes that Daniel, Jenee, and company have easily dispatched one wave of aliens, but have not noticed that they are now surrounded by aliens on building tops and atop the ridge surrounding town. A couple of conical ships can be seen above the motley group, with four more visible in the ionosphere.*
What did you do, Daniel and Jenee, send out an intergalactic mayday? Break out the heavy weaponry, we're gonna need it. Kirsten, can you take care of that group atop the coffee shop, please?
*sound of TARDIS engines ramping up*
here.
*Steps out of the blue box and notes that Daniel, Jenee, and company have easily dispatched one wave of aliens, but have not noticed that they are now surrounded by aliens on building tops and atop the ridge surrounding town. A couple of conical ships can be seen above the motley group, with four more visible in the ionosphere.*
What did you do, Daniel and Jenee, send out an intergalactic mayday? Break out the heavy weaponry, we're gonna need it. Kirsten, can you take care of that group atop the coffee shop, please?
Daniel, Jenee and Daniel-2 have mysteriously vanished from the battleground. In an entirely unrelated happenstance, terrifying and increasingly loud screams and moans are being heard from the apartment above the coffee shop. There must be one hell of an alien battle going on in there. Jenee-2 heads inside and upstairs to investigate. She doesn't return. The noise get even louder.
The coffee shop appears to be rocking on it's foundations.
Across the street, Soda is dispatching alien after alien, launching lego bricks down their throats with a crude slingshot. Choking aliens are falling left and right.
The coffee shop appears to be rocking on it's foundations.
Across the street, Soda is dispatching alien after alien, launching lego bricks down their throats with a crude slingshot. Choking aliens are falling left and right.
Conical ships? As if we didn't have enough trouble.
* RJD reads several passages from his new Kindle edition of the Necronomicon and a few moments later gigantic tentacles uncoil from the forest (somewhere in the vicinity of the temple ruins, it seems) and grab at the conical ships in the ionosphere. *
* RJD reads several passages from his new Kindle edition of the Necronomicon and a few moments later gigantic tentacles uncoil from the forest (somewhere in the vicinity of the temple ruins, it seems) and grab at the conical ships in the ionosphere. *
Coffee shop? No problemo
Hippy Lady is circling the aliens with Soda. As Soda continues to choke the aliens with Lego pieces, Hippy Lady is stoning the aliens out of their minds by throwing bits of double-strength Special Brownies down the throats of the aliens that aren't choking on Lego.
"Yeah, all those naked Whoopis you see are REAL, ya bastards!"
The stoned aliens, at least the ones who still have the ability to remain upright, make a very crooked beeline for the tentacled creature in the forest...
"Yeah, all those naked Whoopis you see are REAL, ya bastards!"
The stoned aliens, at least the ones who still have the ability to remain upright, make a very crooked beeline for the tentacled creature in the forest...
Stripe, Leo and Smiley are all snarling over the body of the alien that Smiley killed.
Silly cats don't realise there are plenty of aliens to go around.
Silly cats don't realise there are plenty of aliens to go around.
Two Daniels burst from the coffee shop, armed with pots and pans, moronoc and ultra-smug grins glued to their faces. Powered by hours of freaky time-displacement lovin' (the Jenees are still recovering upstairs) the two wannabe warriors smash the holy hell out of a dozen spindly grey people.
Inspired by a WWE wresting match he once saw, Daniel-2 climbs up on the roof of the coffee shop and somersaults down onto an alien twenty feet below. Misc street is again filled with screams - but this time screams of agony. Daniel-2 should not have tried that at home.
Daniel-1 goes running off looking for Kirsten. "Medic! We need a medic over here!"
Inspired by a WWE wresting match he once saw, Daniel-2 climbs up on the roof of the coffee shop and somersaults down onto an alien twenty feet below. Misc street is again filled with screams - but this time screams of agony. Daniel-2 should not have tried that at home.
Daniel-1 goes running off looking for Kirsten. "Medic! We need a medic over here!"
One of the aliens grabs a Sulu-style unfolding katana and slices the top half of MLB's head clean off. There's just the bottom jaw with tongue sticking out and that's it. It's really gross and everyone's a little freaked out.
The quick-thinking Daniel-1 hides the corpse of MLB in a bush, and runs off looking for Past MLB, who he finds outside the deli.
"You got a bump in the head and lost your memory. Misc street was destroyed, and we all went back in time to stop the aliens. We're in the middle of a big battle and need you to keep fighting with us! You... err... told your past self to go on holiday just before the battle started so you won't be seeing him. So don't look."
Meanwhile, Daniel-2 is slowly crawling away from the flattened alien he jumped from the roof onto...
The quick-thinking Daniel-1 hides the corpse of MLB in a bush, and runs off looking for Past MLB, who he finds outside the deli.
"You got a bump in the head and lost your memory. Misc street was destroyed, and we all went back in time to stop the aliens. We're in the middle of a big battle and need you to keep fighting with us! You... err... told your past self to go on holiday just before the battle started so you won't be seeing him. So don't look."
Meanwhile, Daniel-2 is slowly crawling away from the flattened alien he jumped from the roof onto...