• Welcome! The TrekBBS is the number one place to chat about Star Trek with like-minded fans.
    If you are not already a member then please register an account and join in the discussion!

Miscellaneous Street - The Soap Opera

KingDaniel said:
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!!

I don't drink, so no thanks to the brandy. I'd love some tea, though - any chance of a quick teleport to the coffee shop?

Oh, and you get one free tea, coffee or cake of your choice next time you drop by our fine establishment:).
Click to expand...

"Absolutely. We have two kinds of tea. Earl Gray and Earl Grey. What'll it be? Now, I can even teleport you back in time so you don't miss any appointments, but that'll cost you a footlong ham and Swiss...."


(meta-comment: thanks to the magic of time travel this hasn't happened... yet.)
 
Daniel hears a commotion outside, and sees Flashover being arrested by the TBBS district Mod authorities. He overhears that Flashover was actually a known TBBS district exile, snuck back in and operating under a false name.

He's not coming back.
 
KingDaniel said:
Daniel hears a commotion outside, and sees Flashover being arrested by the TBBS district Mod authorities. He overhears that Flashover was actually a known TBBS district exile, snuck back in and operating under a false name.
Click to expand...

I didn't know about the orphans, I swear! I was confused; he bribed me with beer! I don't even know what a Happy Fun Ball whatsit is, bugrit! I'm not involved!
 
Ignorance is no excuse.

You'll have to searched and cleaned - with a firehose. ... whenever those d*&^ed police decide to show up.
 
So the factory has been shut down? That should clean up the air quality immensely, I imagine that will please Hippy Lady.
 
I got rid of that dangerous possibly explosive device that Flashostomus left in here. I sent it off to the FBI for study. They said they'd get back to me on that.
 
Midwinter Goddess said:
You laugh, but let me tell you a real life story. When my older son was 8, he decided he wanted a radio control car. So we went to several stores, checking prices and whatnot. We get to Radio Shack ..., First, I have to tell you that I was a very immature and naive 26 year old ..., So ..., we're in Radio Shack and the guy is telling us about this car and that car and 'this' one goes 22 miles per hour. The then 8 year old turns to me with an expression of pure bedazzlement and joy and exclaims "22 fucking miles per hour!!"

I was shocked! Embarrassed. Mortified and ... proud that he'd used the word correctly in a sentence.
Click to expand...

:lol: We must be soul sisters, because I'd be proud, too.
 
Captain Ice said:
*spots RJ walking in.*

Hey man, I've got something I need to show you downstairs.
Click to expand...
Hmm. As long as it's not a cask of Amontillado, I'm game.

Midwinter Goddess said:
Did you help dig out my Daniel?
Click to expand...
yes.gif
 
^Enjoy your tea, RJ. Thanks for trying to save me.

Finally getting over the trauma of being trapped and frozen, and then learning a neighbour was an enemy of the state, Daniel asks Jenee how karaoke night went in his absence...

"What do you mean nobody showed up?!?"

His pride wounded, Daniel moreosely saunters off to the kitchen and starts baking:(.
 
Jenee follows Daniel into the kitchen trying to console him ... "Crazy Cat Lady was going to come, but I told her she needed to keep her cats corralled and she took offense ...
 
I think the momentum was broken when the MC went missing. You should reschedule. The elves and I will show up.
 
"No!":mad: In a real worked-up strop now, Daniel storms outside and pulls down the karaoke night sign he made. He then announces that the coffee shop has closed early, hustles everyone out and proceeds to tear apart the karaoke stage. Unwilling to smash expensive equipment, Daniel settles for angrily unplugging the karaoke machine and making faces at it and swearing repeatedly as he packs it away.

His immediate fury subsiding, Daniel tells himself that his little hissy fit was definitely worth chasing away those customers, closing early and missing out on an evening's profits.

Jenee prepares for a night of angry sex, followed by listening to Daniel's self-pity, followed by cheer-up sex, followed by a shower, and then followed in the morning by I'm-feeling-better-now-thanks-for-being-there-for-me sex.
 
Guess what!! This is my 22,222 post on Trekbbs :)

This thread is almost 1000 post long. Maybe we should consider having a celebration for our 1000th post.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
If you are not already a member then please register an account and join in the discussion!

Sign up / Register


Back
Top