Miscellaneous Street - The Soap Opera

[kirsten187]

Why, thank you Thor - more funding would be useful.

Deranged Nasat, um I think I'll pass on the Essence of Killdozer for now but thank you for the offer.

 

[Thor Damar]

"Don't worry, I know that your my most capable employees, I was only covering for you whilst you took a needed break.

I'll need you to take over for me now anyway, for I have...business to attend to."

#smiles winningly at the punters after adjusting his tie ,then, walks off towards the basement whistling what seems to be a friendly melody#

 

[Flashover]

"I actually retired from the department and set up a factory at the edge of town. We manufacture Happy Fun Balls, singularity-in-a-spray-can, portable two-way holes and that holiday gift-cheese that never spoils.

...we do have a large amount of left over fluids from our process perhaps we could strike up a deal. I bottle 'em, you call them 'liquor' and sell them for $10 a shot. Interested? "

 

[Deranged Nasat]

"I actually retired from the department and set up a factory at the edge of town. We manufacture Happy Fun Balls, singularity-in-a-spray-can, portable two-way holes and that holiday gift-cheese that never spoils.

...we do have a large amount of left over fluids from our process perhaps we could strike up a deal. I bottle 'em, you call them 'liquor' and sell them for $10 a shot. Interested? "

Noticing the owner is still in the basement, Deranged Nasat decides he is temporarily in charge, for now.

Deal.

*Coughs loudly and at length into his hand, spits in it and offers it to shake*

 

[F. King Daniel]

Jenee enjoys a quiet cup of coffee while going over take-out menus for tonight's dinner. She is beginning to feel a bit guilty about all this deception with Daniel - first the whole "be nice to everyone and have sex with me every night" spell" and now pretending she cooked all those delicious homemade meals.

I found the leaflet!

But, he and little Soda seem to be bonding very well and she can't bring herself to change that - even if family life is getting a bit boring.

My Jenee finds me boring...
*sob* *choke*

However, with all the strange occurrances going on, she wonders if she should risk outing her secret identity by cleaning up the streets...

Does this have anything to do with that weird outfit I saw in the back of the cupboard the other day? I meant to ask but you threw a vase at my head.

... maybe just one time.

You're not putting yourself in danger while that foetus packed with my DNA gestates inside of you!

 

[Tora Ziyal]

If we were talking about a normal, domesticated cat, I would share your concern. But a liger -- he/she will be just fine. Poor sehlats.

Do you have any idea what the penalty is for killing, injuring or annoying sehlats is on Vulcan?!? You definitely better stay here.

Oh, dear. That's not a reason for me not to move to Vulcan, but it's definitely a reason not to adopt one of the kittens. Thanks for pointing that out.

RJ, I'm going to stop by the store tomorrow w/ a bunch of books that I've decided not to take w/ me. If you want any of them, they're yours, no charge...

 

[RJDiogenes]

^^ But... but you can't go and leave one of the kittens homeless.

Well, now that the Zombie and the Killdozer are destroyed, I can concentrate on sorting out the books in the rebuilt bookstore. I'm still wondering who that Zombie was, though....

portable two-way holes

You don't happen to have the Leather Goddesses of Phobos as a client, do you?

 

[F. King Daniel]

The zombie isn't quite destroyed yet. I saw the headless upper torso dragging itself toward the clinic earlier, and one of the legs is twitching on the roof of Hippy Lady's house (and attracting crows). But I don't think it's a danger to anyone anymore.

*goes back inside the coffee shop*

 

[Jenee]

Jenee enjoys a quiet cup of coffee while going over take-out menus for tonight's dinner. She is beginning to feel a bit guilty about all this deception with Daniel - first the whole "be nice to everyone and have sex with me every night" spell" and now pretending she cooked all those delicious homemade meals.

I found the leaflet!

the secret's out. No, I did not cook all those delicious home cooked meals.

But, he and little Soda seem to be bonding very well and she can't bring herself to change that - even if family life is getting a bit boring.

My Jenee finds me boring...
*sob* *choke*

It's not you, Sweetie. It's me.

However, with all the strange occurrences going on, she wonders if she should risk outing her secret identity by cleaning up the streets...

Does this have anything to do with that weird outfit I saw in the back of the cupboard the other day? I meant to ask but you threw a vase at my head.

Uh ... I have no idea what you're talking about.

... maybe just one time.

You're not putting yourself in danger while that foetus packed with my DNA gestates inside of you!

Danger? Don't be silly. I'm invincible.

 

[Thor Damar]

Hours have passed since Thor Damar when down into his basement and in that time unaccountable noises have been heard, banging and smashing, loud empathic shouting in a variety of languages;of which most are unrecognizable.

Finally there is a cessation in the eldritch din from downstairs and after ten minutes of absolute silence, the bartender walks back up to the bar, pausing only to hurriedly throw aside a suspicious looking hooded cloak that adorned his person.

He beams at Deranged Nasat and his customers.

"Is everything okay?"

 

[Flashover]

Deal.

*Coughs loudly and at length into his hand, spits in it and offers it to shake*

'tis done. *shake*

You don't happen to have the Leather Goddesses of Phobos as a client, do you?

Got the idea off of a Loony Tunes episode actually. And don't let that guy from Valve tell you otherwise: The cake IS a lie.

 

[F. King Daniel]

It's not you, Sweetie. It's me.

I wish I could believe you.
*looks meaningfully into Jenee's eyes*

Danger? Don't be silly. I'm invincible

Invincible I can take whatever comes my way, I'm tough, or invincible I can't die, depite having repeatedly suffered mortal injuries?

 

[Miss Chicken]

The Crazy Cat Lady comes back from a visit to the hairdresser. Instead of riding her three wheeled bike back she arrives in a limousine. A beautiful dressed woman gets out of the driver's side. She claims her name is Posh Lady and that she is the Hippy Lady's half-twin sister (i.e. they are twins who have the same mother but different fathers). Posh Lady started a conversion with CCL in the hairdresser salon and CCL realised she knew PL's sister. Posh Lady says that Hippy Lady ran away from home as a teenager and the family have been looking for her for years.

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Deranged Nasat is highly nervous all of a sudden. He senses a great disturbance in the ether, as if sheer class, perfect hygiene and impeccable standards are somewhere in the area. *Shudder*. He'll keep a low profile until this strange and alien being leaves the street...

 

[Flashover]

Deranged Nasat is highly nervous all of a sudden. He senses a great disturbance in the ether, as if sheer class, perfect hygiene and impeccable standards are somewhere in the area. *Shudder*. He'll keep a low profile until this strange and alien being leaves the street...

Hey! HEY!! LITTLE HELP HERE! The Nasat is flipping--- oh nevermind he's back to what passes for normal.

You ok dude?

 

[Jenee]

It's not you, Sweetie. It's me.

I wish I could believe you.
*looks meaningfully into Jenee's eyes*

*looks meaningfully back, trying to convey everything psychically*

Danger? Don't be silly. I'm invincible

Invincible I can take whatever comes my way, I'm tough, or invincible I can't die, despite having repeatedly suffered mortal injuries?

Invincible as in 'don't worry about me, Baby, I got it'.


Jenee glances out the window to see crazy cat lady get out of a limo

Hmm, that's odd.

Then a well dressed woman who looks surprisingly close to hippie lady gets out of the limo

Hmmm..., that's even odder.

 

[RJDiogenes]

You don't happen to have the Leather Goddesses of Phobos as a client, do you?

Got the idea off of a Loony Tunes episode actually.

I experience some measure of disappointment over this.

A beautiful dressed woman gets out of the driver's side. She claims her name is Posh Lady and that she is the Hippy Lady's half-twin sister (i.e. they are twins who have the same mother but different fathers). Posh Lady started a conversion with CCL in the hairdresser salon and CCL realised she knew PL's sister. Posh Lady says that Hippy Lady ran away from home as a teenager and the family have been looking for her for years.

RJDiogenes offers Posh Lady a sweet deal on a mint copy of Genealogy For Dizygotic Dichorionic Dipaternal Twins.

 

[kirsten187]

Kirsten heads to the bar again, wondering what will be happening in there today. This whole place seems totally fascinating.

 

[Tora Ziyal]

Ziyal shows up at RJ's Banned Books, carrying a large carton of books that she's decided not to take to Vulcan. Under her arm is a rolled poster, which she proceeds to tape up in the store window.

MOVING SALE
Sunday and Monday
7 a.m. to 4 p.m.
1 Neutral St.
Furniture, housewares, antiques
Nothing over $50.00!

 

[Thor Damar]

"Ah, good afternoon Doctor and what can I be getting you today?"