*uses the remote to make the killdozer chase RJD all over town.*
Maybe I should stop this and go to the clinic....
Maybe I should stop this and go to the clinic....
Miscellaneous Street - The Soap Opera
- Thread starter Miss Chicken
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I'm not running from the Killdozer, I'm running from the Zombie that just found its way out of the sewer.
Well, technically I'm running from both, I suppose....
Well, technically I'm running from both, I suppose....
Flashover
Lieutenant Commander
A car screams down Misc Street, a 6-year-old child dangling out the passenger-side window holding a backpack. As the car passes, the kid tosses the backpack into the control cab of the killdozer. The car picks up speed and swerves toward the zombie, which it hits at high speed, splitting the still-unidentified Headless Zombie into Headless Upper Torso and Arms Zombie and a pair of twitching legs which fly off in opposite directions. As the car speeds off, a massive explosion blows the killdozer into little bits.
"Now, if Mommy asks, what did we do today?"
"We went to the zoo!"
"That'll do, kid" (*tussels hair*)
"Now, if Mommy asks, what did we do today?"
"We went to the zoo!"
"That'll do, kid" (*tussels hair*)
Jenee enjoys a quiet cup of coffee while going over take-out menus for tonight's dinner. She is beginning to feel a bit guilty about all this deception with Daniel - first the whole "be nice to everyone and have sex with me every night" spell" and now pretending she cooked all those delicious homemade meals.
But, he and little Soda seem to be bonding very well and she can't bring herself to change that - even if family life is getting a bit boring.
However, with all the strange occurrances going on, she wonders if she should risk outing her secret identity by cleaning up the streets...
... maybe just one time.
But, he and little Soda seem to be bonding very well and she can't bring herself to change that - even if family life is getting a bit boring.
However, with all the strange occurrances going on, she wonders if she should risk outing her secret identity by cleaning up the streets...
... maybe just one time.
Deranged Nasat suggests that since the killdozer's no longer a threat, why not add a shot of whatever was in its engines? That's got to pack quite a punch...he can go and get some. Rumaging around is his specialty. That and coughing theatrically.
Flashover
Lieutenant Commander
#Coughs ever so politely#
Why is the bar open without me?
Anyway flashover and his boys drink free. As a thank you for rebuilding my establishment.
Also, for trying to kill me, I'm docking you a months wages DN!
Why is the bar open without me?
Anyway flashover and his boys drink free. As a thank you for rebuilding my establishment.
Also, for trying to kill me, I'm docking you a months wages DN!
#Coughs ever so politely#
Why is the bar open without me?
Anyway flashover and his boys drink free. As a thank you for rebuilding my establishment.
Also, for trying to kill me, I'm docking you a months wages DN!
Deranged Nasat is confused. Money is for buying booze. But there is booze right here. Why then would he need money?
~Stares blankly at Deranged Nasat for several seconds. Then throws head back and laughs uproariously before slapping him on the back~
"Well said. Lets let bygones be bygones. I'll pour us both a Mjollnir and we'll put this whole thing beside us!"
"Well said. Lets let bygones be bygones. I'll pour us both a Mjollnir and we'll put this whole thing beside us!"
Kirsten walks into the pub.
"Hi Deranged Nasat, could I get a Baileys please?"
"Hi Deranged Nasat, could I get a Baileys please?"
^ "He's just on a break, I'll set you up. How do you like your Baileys Doc?"
"Just with ice, thanks."
Flashover
Lieutenant Commander
Anyway flashover and his boys drink free. As a thank you for rebuilding my establishment.
No problem.
*chugs glass of Provenance De Killdozer*
...the urge to slam myself into brick walls at high speed is nigh-overwhelming.......gimme another.
Here you go pal. Oh by the way, I'm writing to the Mayor of Misc-city and recommending that your department receives more funding and recognition for what you do.
The man owes me...
The man owes me...
Is that for me or Flashover?
Any chance of another drink?
Any chance of another drink?
Both actually, I wanted to make your baileys worth it.
Same again?
Same again?
Here y'are, ma'am. Will that be Essence of Killdozer or no Essence of Killdozer in the refill?
I can do it! Trust me!!
So I accidentally destroyed the establishment! It happens! Bugrit!