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Miscellaneous Street - The Soap Opera

maclaus said:
So when's that nice baseball man coming over to play?
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Eh hem. ;) MLB wonders why Hippy Lady didn't notice him knocking... :(

He decides to knock louder. He also takes out his guitar (well, okay, it's not a guitar, more like a harmonica) and begins to sing to his lady love in hopes that she will let him in...
 
Daniel stands before the Asguard, feeling awed by their awesomeness. They're a lot shorter close up. Daniel offers the Vulcan salute, which they crudely mimic with their tiny hands.

Midwinter Goddess said:
Daniel..., How about we move out of the apartment over the coffee shop and into your house, then we can rent out the apartment.

Or! better idea, you can move all your stuff over here and we can rent out your house - more money.

What do you think?
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Although I've spent every day and night at the coffee shop for months now, it sounds suspiciously like you just asked me to move in with you, Jenee:D. I hastily accept before you can have a relapse of your commitment-phobia.

I wanna keep the pool, though. Maybe RJ can magic it behind the coffee shop for us. In fact, I can get him to magic all my stuff over, and save my poor back all that carrying!

Paranoid Elf, as soon as the moving's done, I'll happily rent out my old house on Neutral Avenue to you.
 
ChristmasDaniel said:
I wanna keep the pool, though. Maybe RJ can magic it behind the coffee shop for us. In fact, I can get him to magic all my stuff over, and save my poor back all that carrying!
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My minions have been looking for something to do. Your stuff has been relocated, though I cannot guarantee that it's in one piece.

Vinny "The Squirrel" and Larry "The Thumb" are busy with shovels behind the coffee house. They want to know if you want a spa too?

As far as payment...when we need your services, we'll come and ask you for a favor. Refusal at that time would be a very, very bad idea for you....:cool:
 
ChristmasDaniel said:
Although I've spent every day and night at the coffee shop for months now, it sounds suspiciously like you just asked me to move in with you, Jenee:D. I hastily accept before you can have a relapse of your commitment-phobia.
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Wait. What? stomps foot. Dammit ...

Frosty the Iceman said:
As far as payment...when we need your services, we'll come and ask you for a favor. Refusal at that time would be a very, very bad idea for you....:cool:
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This sounds ... very bad.
 
Staggering back to the Bookstore for a nap after overeating all day-- or over something-ing-- RJD's interest is caught by a giant silver flying saucer landing in the middle of the street and disgorging a couple of spindly gray aliens. Pretty cool. He wanders up for a look as there is a brief altercation between the aliens and Crazy Cat Lady, followed by an array of artillery being displayed from the deli-- time for a little distraction, maybe.

"Hey, you guys got any books to sell or trade? Cookbooks, maybe?"
 
^Hippy Lady had no idea RJ was capable of gnawing his way through metal chains, and is suitably impressed.

She wonders if that nice baseball man in the basement will be capable of doing the same...
 
RJ has vague memories of being bound up at least a couple of times in the past few days. Apparently, he's quite the Houdini. :mallory:
 
Afraid the situation is gonna turn ugly, Daniel politely but firmly takes the aliens' hands, and leads them into the coffee shop and upstairs. There, Daniel impresses them by showing off Jenee and Soda's lego spaceships. The aliens are fascinated and impressed.

I don't think they've got lego on their world.
 
macloudt said:
^Hippy Lady had no idea RJ was capable of gnawing his way through metal chains, and is suitably impressed.

She wonders if that nice baseball man in the basement will be capable of doing the same...
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MLB doesn't need to resort to a method as crude as *chewing* the chains. Plus, his doctor says he gets enough fiber as it is. No, he prefers to contort his body and wiggle out of them....

Unless, of course, Hippy Lady would care to indulge in another 'creative' use of such chains? :devil:
 
^Sure sounds like someone is claiming to be a Founder....

*Has MLB found and detained for "questioning" in an outbuilding. Sets a DVD player up in that building playing all the games of the 1981 and 2001 World Series...* :devil:
 
When Jenee realizes where Daniel is heading, she hastily climbs the stairs first and locks the attic door.

"Oh..., this? Nothing. Just some ... boxes of ... old stuff. Previous owner's stuff. I was just sorting the stuff out and ... you know ... it's a mess up there. Wouldn't want anything to fall down the steps on our special guests."
 
MLB has apparently been kidnapped. He wonders if anyone will come to rescue him... :sigh:

Even under torture, he maintains his innocence and non-Founderocity. He will NOT be broken!
 
Oh, shit - I look away for one second, and now one of the aliens is choking, pesumably on a piece of lego. It runs downstairs and out into the street, flailing wildly and unable to breathe.

Would the heimlich maneuver work on an alien?:confused:
 
Hearing the alien's cries for help, MLB tears himself free of the crude bindings in Ice's torture shack and runs out into the street. The aliens are apparently too small and spindly to permit use of the Heimlich maneuver, but MLB knows of a method that will work...

He grabs the alien and hauls it in front of an electronics store which has a TV in its window. Immediately the alien becomes overwhelmed and pukes out the piece of Lego in a massive biological automatic reject function. MLB purposely chooses not to look at what is on the screen because he knows it's something so foul, so disgusting, as to turn anyone's stomach...

As the grateful alien (apparently these aliens show gratitude by honking one's nose, which MLB is rather embarrassed by) runs back into the coffee shop, MLB turns and walks quickly away. A crowd gathers outside to see what possibly could have been on the TV that caused this...
 
Must have been that streaker from Roslindale at Game Four of the World Chess Series today.
 
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