Whoopi looks very, very angry. I have a bad feeling about this. 
Miscellaneous Street - The Soap Opera
- Thread starter Miss Chicken
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Miss Chicken believes that her extraordinary abilities are connected to the blue box.
MLB would be delighted to accept Hippy Lady's invitation (should she choose to make one). As for his 'hankerings'...she has NO idea. 
And he will enthusiastically partake of the herbal tea and lentil nut loaf. He promises not to bore Hippy Lady with baseball talk. For now.
And he will enthusiastically partake of the herbal tea and lentil nut loaf. He promises not to bore Hippy Lady with baseball talk. For now.
Whoopi looks very, very angry. I have a bad feeling about this.
Did I actually die in the mist? Well, if I gotta go, I'll go out fighting - on the other Enterprise.
A very agitated Whoopi Goldberg storms back into the coffee shop and confronts Daniel: "This isn't right! There are meant to be Sweedish running this coffee shop!"
Daniel, having seen his fate in the alternate timeline where Jenee didn't come back from Toys R Us, snaps back, "Who is to say that this history is any less proper than the other!"
Whoopie turns to Jenee and says, "You! You're not supposed to be here!"
Daniel walks to the kitchen and tries to think up a way to to deal a crazy celebrity hellbent on restoring the timeline...
Daniel, having seen his fate in the alternate timeline where Jenee didn't come back from Toys R Us, snaps back, "Who is to say that this history is any less proper than the other!"
Whoopie turns to Jenee and says, "You! You're not supposed to be here!"
Daniel walks to the kitchen and tries to think up a way to to deal a crazy celebrity hellbent on restoring the timeline...
A massive tussle erupts between Jenee and Whoopi. Pretty soon they're rolling around on the floor, scratching, pulling hair and tearing off clothes.
Daniel is confused and aroused.
Daniel is confused and aroused.
^ At the mention of Whoopi Goldberg in connection with the concept of "aroused," MLB and Hippy Lady run away screaming.
^I'm looking at Jenee!
Jenee gets the upper hand and sends Whoopie crashing through the front window and outside. She gets up and runs away.
Daniel takes a long look at the ruffled, bruised, slightly bloodied kick-ass woman before him.
"Jenee that was so awesome! I know you're probably a little sore right now, but before you clean up, can I... can we... um... you know..."
Jenee gets the upper hand and sends Whoopie crashing through the front window and outside. She gets up and runs away.
Daniel takes a long look at the ruffled, bruised, slightly bloodied kick-ass woman before him.
"Jenee that was so awesome! I know you're probably a little sore right now, but before you clean up, can I... can we... um... you know..."
* RJ wonders how he made out in the alternate timeline. *
Hey, what was that? Did anybody else see that? It looked like the ghost of an elf.
Hey, what was that? Did anybody else see that? It looked like the ghost of an elf.
Jenee jumps on Daniel, wrapping her arms around his shoulders and her legs around his waist, they both fall to the floor and a new sort of tumble begins.
I'm pretty sure in the space/time where two universes merged, I saw a huge three story, red brick building taking up half the block with a neon sign that read "RJ's Book Emporium". I think you were doing ok over there, RJ.
I'm pretty sure in the space/time where two universes merged, I saw a huge three story, red brick building taking up half the block with a neon sign that read "RJ's Book Emporium". I think you were doing ok over there, RJ.
Hmm. I'll have to figure out how to bring that part of the AU over here.
Soon a cheering crowd gatheres at the broken front window to witness the awesome sight.
A little while later, the police arrive and arrest both Daniel and Jenee. It seems that fornicating in plain view of the public isn't allowed
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Lord Archon 'Thor' Damar turns back to the bar after watching the aftermath of the 'arresting' scene before him.
He looks around the bar with an uneasy sense of foreboding...
As the crown prince and heir of the most Serene and Holy Roman Empire that spans most of the known world, he is used to a higher standard of living than this...disturbing reality.
There is no Empire here, just something called the 'United States' and instead of being a senior commander in the Holy Legion he is a mere barkeeper, albeit a fairly well off one.
(with some disturbing secrets to boot).
He sets off into this brave new world in order to discover the truth...
He looks around the bar with an uneasy sense of foreboding...
As the crown prince and heir of the most Serene and Holy Roman Empire that spans most of the known world, he is used to a higher standard of living than this...disturbing reality.
There is no Empire here, just something called the 'United States' and instead of being a senior commander in the Holy Legion he is a mere barkeeper, albeit a fairly well off one.
(with some disturbing secrets to boot).
He sets off into this brave new world in order to discover the truth...
Soon a cheering crowd gatheres at the broken front window to witness the awesome sight.
A little while later, the police arrive and arrest both Daniel and Jenee. It seems that fornicating in plain view of the public isn't allowed
Again?!?
^Don't worry about it - with our lottery winnings, the bail money and the legal fees for the court dates will be nothing at all
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Now the police show up. 
Soon a cheering crowd gatheres at the broken front window to witness the awesome sight.
A little while later, the police arrive and arrest both Daniel and Jenee. It seems that fornicating in plain view of the public isn't allowed
How come the police will turn up when someone (or I should say sometwo) has a little bit of public hanky-panky but won't come around when there is murder?
Soon a cheering crowd gatheres at the broken front window to witness the awesome sight.
A little while later, the police arrive and arrest both Daniel and Jenee. It seems that fornicating in plain view of the public isn't allowed
How come the police will turn up when someone (or I should say sometwo) has a little bit of public hanky-panky but won't come around when there is murder?
The zombie potential probably scares them off when it's murder. Not worth the risk, not on their pay. Hanky-panky is safer.
It seems the authorities have an unhealthy "violence good, sex bad" mentality.
After Daniel uses his phone call, Captain Robau swiftly arrives to post bail money. Considering the kind of stuff that goes on at the coffee shop, Daniel is thinking of hiring Robau as a full-time bouncer.
Upon returning to the coffee shop, Daniel and Jenee discover the broken window all boarded up by the industrious young Soda, who'd been with Hippy Lady's kids all day.
"Good kid!" (*extended hair tussle*)
After Daniel uses his phone call, Captain Robau swiftly arrives to post bail money. Considering the kind of stuff that goes on at the coffee shop, Daniel is thinking of hiring Robau as a full-time bouncer.
Upon returning to the coffee shop, Daniel and Jenee discover the broken window all boarded up by the industrious young Soda, who'd been with Hippy Lady's kids all day.
"Good kid!" (*extended hair tussle*)