"Mirror, Mirror" Line-by-Line!

[Admiral Shran]

Uhura: You are away from your post, mister.

 

[Vanyel]

Sulu: Is the Captain here? Is Spock here? When the cat's away....

 

[Admiral Shran]

Kirk enters the bridge, all salute him.

Kirk: Communication status.

 

[Vanyel]

Uhura: No storm damage, sir. All stations report normal. You're ordered to annihilate the Halkans unless they comply. No alternative.

 

[Admiral Shran]

Sulu: Phasers locked on Target A, Captain. Approaching optimum range. Commence fire, Captain? Captain?

 

[Vanyel]

Kirk: Standby, Mr. Sulu.

 

[Captain Robert April]

(The door opens and a burly guard blocks Scott's entrance.)

SCOTT: I've been ordered to check phaser couplings for possible damage by the storm.

 

[LeadHead]

Guard: Do you have authorization from Security Sir?

 

[Admiral Shran]

Scotty: Captain's orders.

 

[Vanyel]

Scotty: Captains orders.

 

[LeadHead]

Guard: I'll have to check with Security Chief Sulu, Sir.

 

[Admiral Shran]

Guard: I'll have to check Security Chief Sulu, sir.

 

[Vanyel]

Echo. Echo. Echo.

 

[LeadHead]

Pinch hitting for Raymond Borbone...Manny Mota Mota Mota...

 

[Vanyel]

LOL

Scotty: Never mind I'll attend to it.

 

[Captain Robert April]

KIRK: Kirk here.

 

[LeadHead]

Scotty: Phaser report Sir. No damage.

 

[Vanyel]

Scotty: Phaser report, sir. No damage.


Will you two stop? I don't have any more relevant Airplane! lines.

 

[LeadHead]

Spock enters the Bridge

Spock: Planets rotation is carrying primary target beyond arc of Phaser lock.

 

[Vanyel]

Wait I do:
Ted: This a totally different kind of flying, altogether.