"Mirror, Mirror" Line-by-Line!

[LeadHead]

Computer: Captain James T. Kirk succeeded to command ISS Enterprise through assassination of Captain Christopher Pike. First action, suppression of Gorlan uprising through destruction of rebel home planet. Second action, execution of 5,000 colonists on Vega Nine...

 

[JanewayRulz!]

KIRK: Cancel. Now we know.

 

[LeadHead]

Scotty: Captain? We can do it.

 

[JanewayRulz!]

KIRK: Good.

 

[LeadHead]

Scotty: We have to lay in the automatic transporter setting, but when we interrupt engine circuits to tie the power increase into the transporter, it'll show up on Sulu's security board. Of course, we'll only need a second.

 

[JanewayRulz!]

KIRK: I'll tell Uhura to create a diversion to distract Sulu, at your signal. Let's get back to our posts. Keep me advised.

 

[Leandar]

McCoy: Jim. If we're here, what do you suppose our counterparts are doing back in our universe?

 

[Wingsley]

Kirk: On our Enterprise...

 

[Leandar]

(flip universes - The counterpart Kirk is being dragged to the brig by two security officers where the rest of the landing party await)

Kirk: I order you... let me go! (they don't) Traitors! Spock! Get these men off me!

(The security guards throw Kirk into the brig where he's caught by the others)

 

[JanewayRulz!]

MCCOY2: What are you doing, Spock?

 

[Leandar]

Kirk: You... traitorous pig, I'll hang you up by your Vulcan ears. I'll have you all executed!

 

[Ziz]

Spock: I think not. Your authority on this ship is extremely limited, Captain. The four of you will remain here in the brig and in custody until I discover how to return you to wherever it is you belong.

 

[Leandar]

Kirk: Has the whole galaxy gone crazy? What kind of a uniform is this? Where's your beard? What's going on? Where's my personal guard?!

 

[Enterprise1981]

SPOCK: I can answer none of your questions at this time.

 

[Leandar]

Kirk (laughing): All right, Spock. Whatever your game is, I'll play it. You want credits, I'll give them to you. You'll be a rich man. A command of your own? I can swing that too.

 

[Enterprise1981]

SPOCK: Apparently some kind of transposition has taken place. I find it extremely interesting.

 

[Leandar]

Kirk: Spock! What is it that will buy you? Power?

 

[Enterprise1981]

SPOCK: Fascinating.

 

[Leandar]

Kirk: Power, Spock! I can get that for you! (flip universes)

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk walks through a corridor and is joined by Spock

Spock: Captain, I am pleased that you frustrated Mister Chekov's plan. I should regret your death.