The Incredible Hulk
"Fast Lane"--
LOS ANGELES - At B & N's Body Shop, Joe Conti gazes at an old magazine article about the auto race crash that ended his once shining career. Already bothered, it does not help the man when he reads the headline:
"WHATEVER HAPPENED TO JOE CONTI? Former 500 Winner Now Grease Monkey"
As David
Brendan arrives seeking employment as a driver, and is not too impressed with Callahan's (the owner) open, hard drinking. In the garage, Conti angrily tosses a tire into the trunk of a customer's car, tearing the tire well cover's fabric--exposing stacks of money. Concealing this from all except his co-worker--and former pit crew for Conti, Joe tries to convince his friend Leo (and once part of Conti's pit crew) that the should use the money to get back on top in racing, instead of wasting away as mechanics; Leo warns that no one leaves money like that behind, fearing some sort of criminal connection, but takes Conti up on his offer out of 18 years of loyalty....
Elsewhere, David--speaking to Randall Labs in New York--will not be able to make his appointment on time, so he reconsiders taking the driving job from Callahan (to deliver
the car to a Garson garage in Flagstaff); seeing his opportunity to get the cash-loaded car away from Callahan's shop (so it will be an easy target), Conti gives David the keys and sends him on his way. As David drives through the desert, he is soon pursued by Conti and Leo; Leo tries to talk his friend out of the scheme one last time, but Conti--constantly having flashbacks of his racing career--is convinced this is their only way to return to their former careers.
Sometime later, David gives hitchhiking waitress Nancy a ride; she's on her way to Flagstaff to get married, while David mentions his destination--
Nancy: "Ohh, the Big Apple. Going to see a girl?"
David: "No, no, I have a job interview."
Nancy: "Wow! That sure is a long way to go for a job. Must be something big."
David: "Ahhh, yes, you might say that."
Back at B & N's body shop, Callahan is roughed up by two hoods--Clyde & Danny--demanding to know how some unknown driver ran off with their carload of money; Callahan--drunk and frightened--admits to knowing nothing about David taking off. Clyde plans to send the surly Danny with Callahan to retrieve the car...
Driving ahead of David, Conti and Leo fake an accident, and flag down Banner, who runs to check on the "unconscious" Conti. At that moment, Leo hits David in the back and tosses him over a fence and into cacti in front of an alarmed Nancy; Conti earns a bloody nose from Nancy's bag filled with tips (coins) while struggling to gain control of the money car. David transforms into the Hulk, tosses Leo over Conti's car, and lifts the tail end of the vehicle until he rips off the rear bumper, allowing the car--with Leo hanging on--to speed away. Nancy naturally fears the Hulk, making tracks down the highway on foot...
Elsewhere, Callahan and Danny land in Flagstaff; Danny continues to bully the drunk man, breaking his liquor bottles and warning Callahan to never think about lay his hands on him. As the unlikely duo drive off, back on the highway, a recovered David catches up to Nancy. Banner listens to her recalling the Hulk incident, and breathes a sigh of relief that the creature did not hurt the attackers. Speaking of the attackers, Conti & Leo watch the two, with Leo regretting their actions, and running into the creature, but the promise of 1.6 million dollars is too much to resist. In a change of heart thanks to David being so kind to her, Nancy admits she was in need of a ride because she was fired from her job, not on her way to meet Jim, the husband-to-be. That's a story used to prevent the aggressive men from harassing her. Continuing, she's rather lost--with a small girl left with grandparents in Los Angeles, thinking she's too inadequate to raise her with a lack of education or opportunity.
At Garson's garage in Flagstaff, Danny & Callahan wait for David; Danny checks his pistol indicating at he plans to not only Clyde's money, but kill all eyewitnesses, adding in his matter-of-fact tone--
Danny: "Sometimes, this life just ain't fair."
David convinces Nancy to call her family when the reach the garage; at Garson's, an increasingly nervous Callahan tries everything to dissuade Danny from stealing the money & murdering David. Failing that, Callahan creates a messy "accident" sending the image-conscious Danny to the restroom--just enough of a diversion to block the door and intercept David's car. Jumping in, he screams out the secret of the car & the threat--more than enough information for David to speed out of the garage--Danny's bullets shattering the passenger side window. Conti & Leo attempt to chase Banner, but their car stalls--the two men saved from their own greed.
On the other hand, Danny is hot on Banner's tail, their high speed, winding chase eventually crashing through an auto wrecking yard the watchman alerting the police), finally ending when Banner's car flips, and lands on the driver's side, pinning David under the steering wheel. While Callahan and Nancy escape the car, they are met by Danny--more than eager to kill them, completely unaware that David transformed into the Hulk. Breaking out of the car, the Hulk disarms Danny, then hurls and engine block at his car, causing it to crash into Banner's car, sending the stolen money flying in all directions. Danny joins the money when the Hulk sends Danny flying into a pile of tires as the police sirens wail in the background..
At a Greyhound bus station, Nancy meets David, explaining how things wrapped up during Banner's absence--
Nancy: "Okay, Callahan's turning state's evidence against the people he worked for, and he figures you got away, so..so anyway, the police don't need me."
David: "Well, thanks for leaving me out of it."
Nancy: (jokingly imitating David earlier)
"Oh, pshaw. Oh, and as far as that green thing goes, well, I think the police ant to keep it a little quiet. Figure with Callahan's credibility, it'll hurt their case. David? I don't know what your story is, but if you want to change your mind and come back to L.A. with me, that would be okay with me, and I'm sure Chrissy wouldn't mind having another guest at her birthday party--it would be okay with her, too. It would be okay with both of us...it's...I know. New York."
Nancy gives David one of the stolen 100 dollar bills for his trip, but David--ever the gentleman (and not in the habit of accepting stolen money) gives it back to Nancy, so she can buy her daughter something special for her birthday. Nancy kisses David goodbye, and Banner tosses the note with Randall Labs' contact information in the trash, as he missed yet another chance to work on his problem.
NOTES:
This is not cure-related episode, though a cure interest bookends the story.
Jack McGee does not appear in this episode.
This far into the series, and Banner is still worried that the Hulk might seriously hurt someone. He's not all as sure about the creature's mindset/methods as Elaina Marks was.
David loses plausible deniability with Nancy, as there's no way she could run into the Hulk while on the road with David, and see the creature again at the same auto yard--right behind the car Banner was driving--and not suspect something...
Lou Ferrigno slightly slips on the paper money as he runs away.
A ho-hum episode maintaining interest by resting on the typically top-flight performance of Bill Bixby. As the series was an international hit, and the production flowed smoothly, I wonder if Kenneth Johnson took that as granting the freedom to not immediately follow big episodes with additional ambitious stories--preferring to sprinkle those throughout the season, instead of piling up one
"This is it!!" kinds of stories (as many a 70s comic book cover used to announce) after another. While part of TIH's success was a wealth of human interest stories,
"Fast Lane" like
"Never Give a Trucker an Even Break" is merely David unknowingly getting caught up in a cross country story of theft, broken dreams and attempted murder. What appeared to be a story focusing on former race car driver Conti ended up writing him out long before it was over.
Still, the coda--David trashing the Randall Labs note--was a necessary melancholic touch for this somewhat lighter episode..
GUEST CAST:
Robert F. Lyons (
Joe Conti)--last seen in
"The Quiet Room" from season 2, Lyon's other fantasy credits include--
- Land of the Giants (ABC, 1969) - "The Chase"
- Rod Serling's Night Gallery (NBC, 1971) - "Midnight Never Ends"
- The Strange Possession of Mrs. Oliver (The Shpetner Company, 1977)
- The Ghost of Flight 401 (Paramount TV, 1978)
- Dark Night of the Scarecrow (CBS, 1981)
- Darkroom (ABC, 1981) - "A Quiet Funeral"
- Voyagers! (NBC, 1983) - "All Fall Down"
- Automan (ABC, 1983) - "Staying Alive While Running A High Flashdance Fever" --yes, that's the real title...
- Freddy's Nightmares (Syndicated, 1990) - "Interior Loft Later"
- The Omega Code (TBN, 1990)
- Roswell (The WB, 1999 / 2000) - recurring as Hank Whitmore
- Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction (Fox, 2000) - "One for the Road"
- The Burning Dead (Uncork'd Entertainment, 2015)
Victoria Carroll (
Nancy)--last seen in
"Mystery Man" (part one) as the car-wrecking country girl Rose. Other fantasy credits--
- Nightmare in Wax (Crown Pictures International, 1969)
- The Immortal - "White Elephants Don't Grow on Trees" - (ABC, 1970)
- Future Cop (ABC, 1977) - "Fighting O'Haven"
- The Lucifer Complex - (James Flocker Enterprises, 1978)
A number of voice artist roles--most notable:
- The Incredible Hulk - (NBC, 1982 - 1983)
- Richie Rich - (ABC, 1982)
- Shirt Tales - (NBC, 1982)
- The Jetsons - (Syndicated, 1985) - Revival series
- The 13 Ghosts of Scooby-Doo - (ABC, 1985)
- The Smurfs - (NBC, 1986)
- Batman: The Animated Series - (Fox Kids, 1992) - "The Underdwellers"
- The Mask - (CBS, 1996)
Dick O'Neill (
Callahan)--will return to TIH in
"The Phenom"--the fifth (and final) season premiere.
- Gamera the Invincible (Daiei, 1966)
- The UFO Incident (NBC, 1975) - with James Earl Jones
- Wonder Woman (CBS, 1978) - "Pot of Gold"
- Walt Disney's Wonderful World of Color (NBC, 1980) - "The Ghosts of Buxley Hall" (2 parts)
- Wes Craven's Chiller (CBS, 1985)
- Timecop (ABC, 1997) - "Public Enemy"
Frank Doubleday (
Danny)--Big year for Doubleday, as he would go on to earn much attention in the role of Romero, the freakish aid to Isaac Hayes' Duke of New York in the Carpenter mini-classic
Escape from New York (AVCO-Embassy Pictures, 1981).
- Wonder Woman (CBS, 1978) - "Hot Wheels"
- The Greatest American Hero (ABC, 1982) - "Divorce, Venusian Style"
- Space Rage (Garwood Films, 1985)
- Nomads (Cinema VII Producers Sales Organization, 1986)
- Amazing Stories (NBC, 1987) - "Blue Man Down"
- Shakespeare's Plan 12 from Outer Space (1991)
- Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction - (FOX, 1997) - "Mystery Lock"
In a brief cameo as the auto yard watchman, stuntman
Charles Picerni returns to TIH. As noted in another review, he comes from a family of stuntmen, and was a regular stuntman (playing henchmen) on William Dozier's
Batman (TV and the movie) and
The Green Hornet. Other fantasy credits:
- The Time Tunnel (ABC, 1966-67) - recurring as James Darren's stuntman
- Star Trek (NBC, 1968) - "Day of the Dove"
- The Immortal (ABC, 1970) - "Sylvia"
- The Mephisto Waltz (20th Century Fox, 1971)
- Blacula (AIP, 1972)
- Search (NBC, 1972-73)
- Westworld (MGM, 1973)
- Satan's School for Girls (ABC, 1973)
- Kolchak: The Night Stalker (ABC, 1974) - "The Ripper"
- The Night That Panicked America (ABC, 1975)
- Future Cop (ABC, 1976) - Pilot
- The Bionic Woman (ABC / NBC, 1976-77) - "Angel of Mercy", "Jamie's Shield", "Jamie's Shield: Part 2" & "Brain Wash"
- The Hardy Boys / Nancy Drew Mysteries (ABC, 1978) - "Game Plan"
- Battlestar Galactica (ABC, 1978) - "Fire in Space"
- C.H.O.M.P.S. (AIP, 1979)
- Galactica: 1980 (ABC, 1980) - "Galactica Discovers the Earth: Part 1" (later used as part of the TV "movie" Conquest of the Earth)
- TRON (Buena Vista, 1982)
- The Powers of Matthew Star (NBC, 1982-83) - "Mother" & "Dead Man's Hand"
- V (the series; NBC, 1984) - "The Deception" & "Reflections in Terror"
- Something is Out There (NBC, 1988)
- Captain America (21st Century Film Corporation, 1990)
- Tales from the Crypt (HBO, 1990-92) - 5 episodes
- Vampire in Brooklyn (Paramount, 1995)
- Mars Attacks! (Paramount, 1996)
- The Lost World: Jurassic Park (Universal, 1997)
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer (The WB, 1998) - "Innocence"
- NetForce (ABC, 1999)
- Jason X (New Line Cinema, 2001)
- Daredevil (20th Century Fox, 2003)
- Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (ABC, 2014-15) - "Shadows" & "A Wanted (Inhu)Man"
- Fantastic Four (20th Century Fox, 2015)
- Independence Day: Resurgence (20th Century Fox, 2016)
Picerni has the rare distinction of the few living performers to star in 5 decade's worth of DC & Marvel superhero adaptations.