"Message In A Bottle" Line By Line

[Alienesse]

Is there an echo in here?

 

[LeadHead]

Is there an echo in here?

 

[Enterprise1981]

(Bleep) it! We'll do it live!!!

DO IT LIVE! I'll write it and we'll do it live!

 

[Vanyel]

The starboard nacelle has sustained a direct impact. We are venting drive plasma.

 

[Vanyel]

Do what live?

 

[LeadHead]

Listen, strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

 

[Vanyel]

One day, lad, all this will be yours.

 

[Admiral Shran]

Do what live?

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5qU4qudJYk[/yt]

 

[Vanyel]

^^^^
I love that clip. The man's always been an ass hasn't he?

 

[Leandar]

It could be worse.

 

[Vanyel]

A said-a-give!?

 

[HarryM]

You could have seen the rabbit.

 

[Vanyel]

One day lad, all of this shall be yours.

What, the curtains?

 

[Admiral Shran]

No, not the curtains, lad! When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, lad, the strongest castle in all of England!

 

[Leandar]

What if someone moons it?

 

[Vanyel]

You must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like... and then... spank me.

 

[LeadHead]

NEEE!!!!!

 

[Vanyel]

And then...the oral sex.

 

[Alienesse]

Do you two guys have anything to tell us at this point?

 

[Admiral Shran]

This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who.