Memorial Line-By-Line
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PARIS: Cartoon!
Oops. Already quoted! 
TORRES: I found them in the ship's database.
TORRES: I found them in the ship's database.
(Paris changes channels.)
TV: Vacuum action! Mop, mop, don't stop!
TV: Vacuum action! Mop, mop, don't stop!
TORRES: That is called a "jingle." According to the research I did, they inserted them into the entertainment programs. I know, it's confusing, but I kept them in for authenticity. I even replicated popcorn!
PARIS: Everything is perfect except for one tiny detail.
TORRES: What?
TORRES: I can fix that.
(Paris switches back to the old cartoon, Daffy Duck and the Dinosaur.)
TORRES: You didn't miss much while you were away. The Doctor gave a lecture on insects indigenous to the Delta Quadrant.
(Paris switches back to the old cartoon, Daffy Duck and the Dinosaur.)
TORRES: You didn't miss much while you were away. The Doctor gave a lecture on insects indigenous to the Delta Quadrant.
TORRES: It was pretty boring, until Ensign Farley started snoring and then no one could keep a straight face. Of course, the Doctor wasn't at all amused.
TORRES: It was a shame that we had to cut the lecture short, but the warp core overloaded and then the Borg invaded and we were all assimilated...
PARIS: Mmm hmm.
TORRES: Maybe this was a bad idea.
(Later, Paris is on to The Untouchables. Torres has fallen asleep on the couch.)
(Later, Paris is on to The Untouchables. Torres has fallen asleep on the couch.)
SOLDIER 2: I need a medic!
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