Discussion in 'Star Trek: Voyager' started by Santa Garrus, Mar 5, 2013.
TORRES: I found them in the ship's database.
(Hear's a commercial)
PARIS: What's that?
TORRES: Now that is called a jingle. According to the research I did, they inserted them into the entertainment programs. I know it's confusing, but I kept them in for authenticity. I even replicated popcorn.
Paris: Everything is perfect except for one tiny detail.
Paris: You forgot the beer.
TORRES: I can fix that. You didn't miss much while you were away. The Doctor gave a lecture on insects indigenous to the Delta quadrant.
PARIS: Ah ha.
TORRES: It was pretty boring, until Ensign Farley started snoring and then no one could keep a straight face. Of course, the Dr. wasn't at all amused.
PARIS: Oo! Hockey!
TORRES: It was a shame that we had to cut the lecture short, but the warp core overloaded and then the Borg invaded and we were all assimilated.
TORRES: You haven't heard a single thing I've said, have you?
PARIS: (still not listening) Oh! Look at that!
TORRES: Maybe this was a bad idea.
TELEVISION SET: This is Elliot Ness. Come out, we don't want any trouble! (picture changes) We're under attack. Stay down. Keep moving. We need a medic over here. (Sees himself on screen) Stay low.
VOICE: I said hold your fire!
VOICE: I need a medic. Keep moving.
(Paris gets shot)
TORRES: Tom? Tom. Tom. Must have been one hell of a dream.
PARIS: I was, I was in the middle of a battlefield. I was grazed right, right here. They always said television was a bad influence.
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