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Mel Brooks Returning as Yogurt in Spaceballs Sequel

Spaceball One has a new staff member on the Bridge crew: a Jar Jar Binks knock off.

Dark Helmet: "Somebody blow this guy out an air lock!"

Colonel Sandurz: "Already on it, sir."
 
Dark Helmet: "How the hell did the airlock already blow him out -- I didn't push the button! I wanted to push the button!"

Colonel Sandurz: "It's new artificial intelligence, sir, with predictive algorithms."

Dark Helmet: "Predict this," flips it off.
 
Dark Helmet:” Go to ridiculous speed!”

Sandurz: “We can’t sir, there is a problem with the transmission.”

Dark Helmet:”What does sending messages have to do with going to ridiculous speed?”

Sandurz:”No sir. The engine transmission.”

Dark Helmut:” I knew that. Everybody knows I know that.”

(Everyone covers their groin)

(Everyone)

“Yes, sir!!!”

Maybe they could do jokes in the background a la Airplane.
 
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Yeah, I've loved movies where some of the best jokes happen in the background.

And I imagine a scene where Dark Helmet is walking down a corridor that becomes shorter and shorter. As he hits his head, his face contorts in pain, as if he's yelling out.

"Oh god, that looks painful", one of his aides remarks, "But how come we don't hear anything?"

"Speed of Light vs Speed of Sound", another remarks." You'll hear it in just about.... *and they all cover their ears as the loudest string of curses finally catches up to them*.

"Should we help him??, "the first one remarks again

"No, he'll be fine. This corridor was never designed for helmets like his."

Another joke when he introduces his son.

"Well, where is he? I don't see anyone. "

"Right here, you grunts!" a small voice comes from close to the floor. "You'll listen to me if you know what's good for you."

"Aww, how cute. He's... tiny. What do they call you, sir?"

"Don't you dare call me tiny! My Schwarts is bigger than yours! You'll call me Big Daddy."

"Say sir, *motioning towarsd Dark Helmet* , "I don't think we want to know about the mother."
 
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