Mel Brooks Returning as Yogurt in Spaceballs Sequel

[tharpdevenport]

Spaceball One has a new staff member on the Bridge crew: a Jar Jar Binks knock off.

Dark Helmet: "Somebody blow this guy out an air lock!"

Colonel Sandurz: "Already on it, sir."

 

[Owain Taggart]

Can you imagine the airlock having a mind of its own and spitting him out?

 

[tharpdevenport]

Dark Helmet: "How the hell did the airlock already blow him out -- I didn't push the button! I wanted to push the button!"

Colonel Sandurz: "It's new artificial intelligence, sir, with predictive algorithms."

Dark Helmet: "Predict this," flips it off.

 

[DarrenTR1970]

Right now, the jokes here in this thread are probably going to be better than the one's in the movie.

 

[Samurai8472]

Right now, the jokes here in this thread are probably going to be better than the one's in the movie.

We got our own "Writers Room" here and we don't even get paid!

 

[Toril Toran]

Dark Helmet:” Go to ridiculous speed!”

Sandurz: “We can’t sir, there is a problem with the transmission.”

Dark Helmet:”What does sending messages have to do with going to ridiculous speed?”

Sandurz:”No sir. The engine transmission.”

Dark Helmut:” I knew that. Everybody knows I know that.”

(Everyone covers their groin)

(Everyone)

“Yes, sir!!!”