Man, the comments I have been reading at some boards. Don't like the jokes, doesn't hold up, haven't watched it in a super long time ... I think some people's Schwartz have gone flaccid.
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Don't be ridiculous. They'll go with a Ludicrously sized spaceship!
They'll pull back the camera to find Dark Helmet is playing with a ship model and making pew-pew noises with his mouth. A shout startles him, and he drops it as it clatters to the ground, shattering in pieces. Such a Dark Helmet thing to do!
Then they'll switch to an outside view with a camera that seemingly pulls back for what seems like forever. "Explain to me again why we need a ship this big?" Someone is heard saying.... "Oh, just because. "
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The larger ship means a larger bridge. Dark Helmet will keep flying back and back and back (or forwards).
Dark Helmet: "When do I reach the back wall already?!"
Colonel Sandurz: "Soon."
Dark Helmet: "When do I reach the back wall already?!"
Colonel Sandurz: "Soon."
I LOVE the oirignal Space Balls movies.
But after how painfully dated and 'just more of the same' that "History of the World Part II" show on Netflix was...I'm not sure I want a sequel. Plus...how can it be the same without Barf and Dottie Matrix?
Finally after seeing the characters in Star Wars all get their happy endings ruined by the new movies, I don't want the same happening to their Space Balls counterparts.
But after how painfully dated and 'just more of the same' that "History of the World Part II" show on Netflix was...I'm not sure I want a sequel. Plus...how can it be the same without Barf and Dottie Matrix?
Finally after seeing the characters in Star Wars all get their happy endings ruined by the new movies, I don't want the same happening to their Space Balls counterparts.
"Goodbye, virgin alarm."
"Smoke if you got them."
"This is a no smoking ship now, sir."
"Oh," collapses.
"This is a no smoking ship now, sir."
"Oh," collapses.
You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
Virgin Alarm would have been retired in the new age.
Dark Helmet: "Is there anybody NOT havign sex on this ship?"
Dark Helmet: "Is there anybody NOT havign sex on this ship?"
OH! OH!
You know what I'd LOVE to see?
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Dark Helmet getting coffee from Mr. Coffee. He's impressed with the machine for some reason, and Colonel Sandurz tells him it's the new fangled "Smart technology".
Suddenly hear he's the toaster calling out to him, asking him if he wants any toast. The exchange goes on and he gets pissed off about it.
It's Talky the Toaster from "Red Dwarf" Kryton steps in.
"Sorry, sir, he does that," unplugs the toaster and picks it up, "That's a bad toaster!".
"Go toast yourself!"
You know what I'd LOVE to see?
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Dark Helmet getting coffee from Mr. Coffee. He's impressed with the machine for some reason, and Colonel Sandurz tells him it's the new fangled "Smart technology".
Suddenly hear he's the toaster calling out to him, asking him if he wants any toast. The exchange goes on and he gets pissed off about it.
It's Talky the Toaster from "Red Dwarf" Kryton steps in.
"Sorry, sir, he does that," unplugs the toaster and picks it up, "That's a bad toaster!".
"Go toast yourself!"
Smart technology: When even the self-destructs don't work.