If you were, it probably wouldn't be illegal 

California man killed by a chicken with a knife attached to it in a cock fight, when he's accidently stabbed in the leg.
(LINK)
Got what he deserved? Lousey people around him, 'cause they didn't get him medial help right away? Revenge of the cocks?
Rambo Chicken strikes!
Okay, time for some cock jokes, I guess.
Next on "A 1,000 Ways to Die!"
Death #487 - Cock Blocked
or something like that.
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