Man killed by cock

[Alidar Jarok]

If you were, it probably wouldn't be illegal

 

[ManOnTheWave]

[Moe]It ain't no monkey knife fight, that's for sure.[/Moe]

 

[Gil T.Azell]

California man killed by a chicken with a knife attached to it in a cock fight, when he's accidently stabbed in the leg.
(LINK)

Got what he deserved? Lousey people around him, 'cause they didn't get him medial help right away? Revenge of the cocks?
Rambo Chicken strikes!

Okay, time for some cock jokes, I guess.

Next on "A 1,000 Ways to Die!"

Death #487 - Cock Blocked

or something like that.

 

[Asbo Zaprudder]

Well, I've learned in this thread that "sex with animals is not illegal in Washington state". That's enough education for today. I think I see a business proposition forming...

 

[Quinton O'Connor]

Nature: 1
Bastard: 0

 

[Bob Karo]

Hm. I got attacked by an unarmed gaming cock once when I was younger. Even without a blade it penetrated nearly an inch into my leg through a layer of denim.

 

[Pingfah]

I was attacked by a badger once. It bit my trousers and wouldn't let go. I tried to shake it off but it just let me fling it about.