Man killed by cock

[tharpdevenport]

California man killed by a chicken with a knife attached to it in a cock fight, when he's accidently stabbed in the leg.
(LINK)

Got what he deserved? Lousey people around him, 'cause they didn't get him medial help right away? Revenge of the cocks?
Rambo Chicken strikes!

Okay, time for some cock jokes, I guess.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Damn you had me all intrigued ...

 

[Gil T.Azell]

California man killed by a chicken with a knife attached to it in a cock fight, when he's accidently stabbed in the leg.
(LINK)

Got what he deserved? Lousey people around him, 'cause they didn't get him medial help right away? Revenge of the cocks?
Rambo Chicken strikes!

Okay, time for some cock jokes, I guess.

Next on "A 1,000 Ways to Die!"

 

[Candlelight]

Revenge of the cocks

I think that's an all-guy dvd title.

Apparently. So I've heard.

*runs away*

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

I've seen the same one.

 

[F. King Daniel]

I read "my" instead of "by"

I'm not sure what I was expecting.

 

[Switch]

I read "my" instead of "by"

I can beat that: I read "killed" as "filled".

 

[Alidar Jarok]

California man killed by a chicken with a knife attached to it in a cock fight, when he's accidently stabbed in the leg.
(LINK)

Got what he deserved? Lousey people around him, 'cause they didn't get him medial help right away? Revenge of the cocks?
Rambo Chicken strikes!

Okay, time for some cock jokes, I guess.

Next on "A 1,000 Ways to Die!"

Death #487 - Cock Blocked

or something like that.

 

[bigdaddy]

It was funnier when a guy literally died from a huge cock. He was trying to get a horse to fuck him and he ended up ripping apart his asshole and died.

http://www.pet-abuse.com/cases/5034/WA/US/

No real text, just in case you don't believe me....
http://msnbc.msn.com/id/8589349/

I read "my" instead of "by"

I'm not sure what I was expecting.

I'd say a good time...

 

[BolianAuthor]

When I see a headline that says someone was killed by a self-inflicted cumshot wound... then I'll be impressed.

 

[Switch]

It was funnier when a guy literally died from a huge cock. He was trying to get a horse to fuck him and he ended up ripping apart his asshole and died.

Hilarious.

 

[bigdaddy]

When I see a headline that says someone was killed by a self-inflicted cumshot wound... then I'll be impressed.

Hmm... where did I put that picture....

 

[Ar-Pharazon]

There's always that guy in Clerks that broke his own neck trying to "pleasure" himself.

 

[ManOnTheWave]

Some guys just can't get enough cock. He did.

 

[Candlelight]

It was funnier when a guy literally died from a huge cock. He was trying to get a horse to fuck him and he ended up ripping apart his asshole and died.

It's sad.

I've also been laughing for ten minutes.

 

[Robert Maxwell]

Some guys just can't get enough cock. He did.

Too much, when you get right down to it.

 

[Tom Hendricks]

Am I a horrible human being because I get some satisfaction from this guys death because he was there to watch these animals try and kill each other so he could wager and try and profit from this cruelty.

 

[EnsignAmy]

Am I a horrible human being because I get some satisfaction from this guys death because he was there to watch these animals try and kill each other so he could wager and try and profit from this cruelty.

Nope, not horrible at all. I have the same reaction.

 

[bigdaddy]

Am I a horrible human being because I get some satisfaction from this guys death because he was there to watch these animals try and kill each other so he could wager and try and profit from this cruelty.

I'm pretty sure we are all having a good time over this. Karma is a bitch and hopefully it won't come after us.

 

[melancholymecha]

am i the only one who's always found this custom of grown men watching chickens armed with weapons fight in a ring absurd?