Not what it says. Damn! How is that so many across the internet got this wrong? The infinity stones are useless trinkets no one regards as important in the TVA! Obviously in the tangible, real, universe they've very powerful and very important given that, you know, they can wipe out half of all existence and cause chaotic disruptions in the timeline.
I bit the bullet and subscribed to D+ and watched the first episode and thought it was great, far more invested in this after one episode than I was after watching 2 episodes of W&V when visiting my parents a few weeks ago. I understand it gets good/interesting/better or whatever after a while but just watching two episodes that were essentially riffs on decades old sitcoms wasn't entrapping me. Was taking too long to tell me what the "story" was and what was happening.
Loki throws you into it, gets us all (and Loki) caught up and make an interesting premise and setting. Was great. I need to get me a Roku device so I can watch this on the TV instead of here on the computer.
Hiddleston is great and loved getting some good Owen Wilson.
Loved, loved, LOVED the D.B. Cooper bit. As soon as he passed the note to the stewardess I was like "Awesome!" and then he jumps off the Airstair and is Rainbowbridged back to Asgard scattering the money across the landscape? Great! Give me that instead of some riff on I Love Lucy. (FWIW, once I get the Roku device, I'll likely finish W&V on the tele.)