Little Green Men Line-by-Line

[Athena28]

QUARK: Nog, what are you talking about?

 

[May 20]

NOG: We've been studying you puny Earthlings for centuries and you're ripe for conquest.

 

[Kertrats47]

QUARK: It's not true!

 

[May 20]

ROM: Moogie!

 

[Kertrats47]

NOG: It's no use, Supreme Commander! They've seen through our cover! But knowing our plans won't do them any good. Even now three hundred Marauder-class attack cruisers are orbiting your planet preparing for the attack.

 

[Sidewinder]

ROM: Moogie!

 

[sekundant]

QUARK: I'm telling you, this is crazy. Nog, tell him the truth. We're helpless. We're harmless. We just want to sell you things.

 

[Kertrats47]

CARLSON: Captain, I'm not sure I believe this invasion story.

 

[May 20]

WAINWRIGHT: You scientists, you're like children. Always walking around with your heads in the clouds. Keep talking.

 

[sekundant]

NOG: When the appointed hour arrives, the Marauders will deactivate their cloaking devices and begin transporting Klingon shock troops directly to the landing zone.

 

[Kertrats47]

WAINWRIGHT: Landing zone? Where? Tell me.

 

[JanewayRulz!]

NOG: Why not? Your feeble weapons will be useless against us. We will kill all your males, and take your females to mate with.

 

[May 20]

WAINWRIGHT: Where's the landing zone?

 

[Sidewinder]

NOG: Untie me and I will show you on that map.

 

[May 20]

WAINWRIGHT: (to MPs) You heard him. Go get General Denning. Tell him he was right about the Martians all along. Now show me.

 

[Hopeful Romantic]

NOG: The first landing parties will arrive here.
(Nog gestures vaguely towards the great lakes.)

 

[Athena28]

WAINWRIGHT: Where?

 

[Sidewinder]

NOG: Here. Right by that blue blob.

 

[May 20]

WAINWRIGHT: You mean your people are going to invade Cleveland?

 

[sekundant]

NOG: No, not Cleveland. Right here.