Little Green Men Line-by-Line

[May 20]

QUARK: Seeing how we're going to be advancing your culture about four hundred years overnight, I'd say a couple of million bars would be about right as a good faith deposit.

 

[Kertrats47]

DENNING: You know, Quark, you might be some kind of Martian...

 

[JanewayRulz!]

QUARK: Ferengi.

 

[mattman8907]

DENNING: Whatever. But the more we talk, the more you remind me of my brother-in-law.

 

[sekundant]

QUARK: Is he a businessman?

 

[Athena28]

DENNING: He's a car salesman, and not a very good one.

 

[Kertrats47]

QUARK: Then he's nothing like me.

 

[May 20]

DENNING: The bottom line is, I don't trust him and I don't trust you. So before we sit down and sign any contracts, you are going to tell me just what the hell you people are really doing here.

 

[sekundant]

QUARK: I just told you. We're here to open up trade negotiations. If you're not interested, just say so. I'm sure I can do business with one of your planet's other nation states.

 

[May 20]

DENNING: In other words, if we don't play ball, you're going to sell those advanced weapons of yours to the Russians.

 

[Kertrats47]

QUARK: I'd rather it didn't come to that. To be honest, I'd much rather work with you Australians.

 

[JanewayRulz!]

DENNING: Americans.

 

[Kertrats47]

QUARK: Whatever. But if you won't do business with me, and the Russians will, who am I to say no?

 

[May 20]

DENNING: I'm not saying we can't do business, but I don't have the authority to make this kind of decision. I'll have to er, well, I'll have to get clearance from the President.

 

[Kertrats47]

QUARK: I can wait. In the meantime, let me give you some free advice, just to show I'm on your side: you people should take better care of yourselves! Stop poisoning your bodies with tobacco and atom bombs. Sooner or later, that kind of stuff will kill you.

 

[mattman8907]

DENNING: What do you know about atom bombs?

 

[Athena28]

QUARK: My people have been watching your world for years. We know all about you. Baseball, root beer, darts, atom bombs. It's quite a fascinating culture you humans have here. And with a little Ferengi technology, it could be even better. Now, why don't you go talk to that president of yours?

 

[Kertrats47]

[Examination room]

CARLSON: Let me get this straight, Rom. Are you saying that all the women on your world walk around naked?

 

[May 20]

ROM: It's the law.

 

[Kertrats47]

CARLSON: You don't say?