Bones: Dammit Jim, I'm a ballerina, not a doctor!
Lines You'd Never Hear in Trek
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Tashya Yar: Data I got a little surprise for you... DADDY...!
SCOTTY: Excelsior equals flop!
SPOCK: I've never heard of Karen Cliche or seen anything she's been in. Thumbs down.
SULU: I'm here to inform you all about great movies with positive Asian-American portrayals, like The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift.
KIRK: Trek BBS Movie Game... Young Guns... Emilio Estevez... Loaded Weapon 1... Me!!!
SPOCK: I've never heard of Karen Cliche or seen anything she's been in. Thumbs down.
SULU: I'm here to inform you all about great movies with positive Asian-American portrayals, like The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift.
KIRK: Trek BBS Movie Game... Young Guns... Emilio Estevez... Loaded Weapon 1... Me!!!
Spock: Why does the man in this file look familiar, Jim?
Kirk: Why?!? It's only my childhood hero... the best captain of all time... the man I strive to be with every command decision... all my speeches I try to make as good, although I know it's not going to be as good as the Gazelle speech, da man himself, Captain Jonathan Archer! BOO-YAH!
Kirk: Why?!? It's only my childhood hero... the best captain of all time... the man I strive to be with every command decision... all my speeches I try to make as good, although I know it's not going to be as good as the Gazelle speech, da man himself, Captain Jonathan Archer! BOO-YAH!
Data to Tashya Yar: Oh great, that makes 3 kids in 3 months. Perhaps I should decrease my Viagra dosage.
Picard: Data are you also equipped with a CD player...
Data: Sir?
Picard: You know to listen to music. I need you on my date with Beverly.
Data: Sorry Sir no can do. I got a date with Taysha tonight.
Data: Sir?
Picard: You know to listen to music. I need you on my date with Beverly.
Data: Sorry Sir no can do. I got a date with Taysha tonight.
Cute. But careful, that's my 1st cousin you're speaking about.
Neelix-Well Captain, what'll it be, your usual coffee?
Janeway-Actually I've decided to give up coffee Neelix, just give me a jug of white lightnin' and a whiskey back...
Janeway-Actually I've decided to give up coffee Neelix, just give me a jug of white lightnin' and a whiskey back...
Kirk: The way is dangerous. To defeat the enemy, I must put good men in harms way. Security forces to the transporter room!
Spock: Or, you could bomb the bad guys from orbit.
Kirk: S&*t. We can do that?
Spock: Didn't you see the gangster episode?
Kirk: Set phasers to bomb.
Kim: "Captain, the bad-guy aliens have kidnapped some of our crewmembers and are demanding that we give them replicator and transporter technology, or they'll kill them!"
Janeway: "Are they behind a forcefield?"
Kim: "No."
Janeway: "Are there any transporter-blocking rocks around them?"
Kim: "Not this time."
Janeway: "Morons. Beam our crew back to the ship immediately."
Kim: "Yes, ma'am."
Janeway: "Are they behind a forcefield?"
Kim: "No."
Janeway: "Are there any transporter-blocking rocks around them?"
Kim: "Not this time."
Janeway: "Morons. Beam our crew back to the ship immediately."
Kim: "Yes, ma'am."
Picard: Mr Crusher, we want you to be acting ensign...
Wesley: You mean I actually get to come onto the bridge?
Wesley: You mean I actually get to come onto the bridge?
Captain Kirk: Damn it Bones, I'm the captain, not a doctor!
Scotty: "How about you beam me up for a change?"
Kirk: "Dammit Bones I told you I needed that Minoxidil right away!"
Spock: "I'm sorry nurse chapel but if you want me to take naked pictures of you, you're going to have to put on a few pounds"
Bones: "Dammit Jim I'm an actor not a doctor!"
Uhura: "if one of you motherf&#$ers calls me 'A-whore-a' again i'm going to stick this earpiece somewhere you won't like!"
Sulu: "Why the fuck does everybody think every east Asian knows some kind of Martial arts?"
Chekov: "Fuck you all, I'm hitting the Stolichnaya right now!"
Kirk: "Dammit Bones I told you I needed that Minoxidil right away!"
Spock: "I'm sorry nurse chapel but if you want me to take naked pictures of you, you're going to have to put on a few pounds"
Bones: "Dammit Jim I'm an actor not a doctor!"
Uhura: "if one of you motherf&#$ers calls me 'A-whore-a' again i'm going to stick this earpiece somewhere you won't like!"
Sulu: "Why the fuck does everybody think every east Asian knows some kind of Martial arts?"
Chekov: "Fuck you all, I'm hitting the Stolichnaya right now!"
Spock: "I'm sorry nurse chapel but if you want me to take naked pictures of you, you're going to have to put on a few pounds" 
Pike: Beep Beep Beeeeep Beep Beeep
Data: "R2D2 it is you, it is you!"
Data: "R2D2 it is you, it is you!"
Kirk: Scotty we need warp drive now or we're all dead.
Scotty: Can do Captain.
Scotty: Can do Captain.
Picard: "Well, Number One, we have a new planet to survey, which looks like it was once home to a thriving civilization. Let's put together an Away Team. I would start with Lt.-Cmdr. Miller, Lt.-Cmdr. Turner, and Lt. Jenkins. Who else would you choose?"
Riker: "How about Lt. Sanders, Lt. Cooper, and Dr. Peterson?"
Picard: "Make it so."
Data: "Captain, you have selected none of the principal cast for the Away mission."
Picard: "Your point? The officers chosen are all well-qualified for the task."
Data: "Of course, sir. Never mind, sir."
Riker: "How about Lt. Sanders, Lt. Cooper, and Dr. Peterson?"
Picard: "Make it so."
Data: "Captain, you have selected none of the principal cast for the Away mission."
Picard: "Your point? The officers chosen are all well-qualified for the task."
Data: "Of course, sir. Never mind, sir."
Cardassian Government: We admit we enslaved the Bajorians.
TOS Klingons: While we said we were here by accident, we are acutually here to screw with you nd use some dirty underhanded trick aginst the Federtion.
TOS Klingons: While we said we were here by accident, we are acutually here to screw with you nd use some dirty underhanded trick aginst the Federtion.
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