Lines You'd Never Hear in Trek

[MetalPants]

Q- The fourth angel sounded his trumpet, and a third of the sun was struck, a third of the moon, and a third of the stars, so that a third of them turned dark. A third of the day was without light, and also a third of the night.

 

[Starbreaker]

"Let's just not go down to the planet's surface"

 

[Larris of Metropi]

La Forge- Ya know Leah, we've been seeing each other for a long time now, and...well...I just wanted to ask you...(breathy sigh),Leah Brahm, will you marry me?
Dr. Brahm- Of course I will Geordy, just as soon as you can figure out how to fix it so I can leave the holodeck.

 

[Larris of Metropi]

Will Ryker- It's not my job to seduce or be seduced by the leader of another planet, so please be gentle with me, it's my first time, you know.

 

[Larris of Metropi]

Lt. Commander Data- No, no I will not calculate that. What do I look like to you, a computer or something?

 

[NathanielM]

Captain Picard: Hey Beverly, let's goto your cabin and screw our brains out!

Beverly Crusher: What about wesley?

Picard: dress him up as a klingon altar boy and let worf have him...

 

[Larris of Metropi]

Worf- (singing Who Let The Dogs Out)

 

[NathanielM]

*As Riker is doing Troi in cabin and as he thrusts whle having sex*

Riker: Boom, There it is!

 

[Larris of Metropi]

Borg- We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. Your technology will be used to service us. From this day forward, your life as you know it, will no longer exist. Lower you shields, and prepare to be boarded.....unless you'd rather we didn't.

 

[NathanielM]

Troi: Captain I sense something strange is happening with the alien on that ship... *viewer switches on to alien on toilet*

Alien on the Can: *looks up from the sports section of the newpaper* Hey! can't anyone get a little privacy!

 

[Larris of Metropi]

EMH wants to have sex with Seven of Nine...
Seven- Will it hurt much?
EMH- Seven, I can guarantee you won't feel a thing. I'm a hologram!

 

[Larris of Metropi]

Kirk- Bones, looks like you're gonna have to perform emergency surgery after all.
Bones- Jim...there's something I've been meaning to tell you....I'm not really a doctor...

 

[Larris of Metropi]

(While under heavy enemy attack)
Piccard- Geordy! I need those warp engines on line NOW!!!
La Forge- Yessa Massa!

 

[Larris of Metropi]

The 2 Farengi that were lost on the other side of the Barzan's worm hole:
WE'RE BACK!!!

 

[NathanielM]

Riker and Troi going at it in his cabin.

blaring in the background, Lionel Ritchey Song: "All night loong ooooh All night looong."

 

[NathanielM]

Bones Mc Coy: "That green blooded son of a bitch, this is his revenge for all those arguments he lost."

Kirk: You mean arguments he won...

 

[NathanielM]

Picard: *clad in shakespearian outfit* Enterprise is brought to Starfleet by the letter B and the number one!

Riker: Gee thanks sir!

Not you number one... *looking annoyed at Riker* The number ONE *holds up middle-finger*

 

[Alidar Jarok]

Guys, don't post multiple times in a row. You're allowed to put more than one thing in a post if you want to, though.

 

[NathanielM]

Voiceover: Where are you when your diaherra strikes!

Kirk: Man I gotta go... HURRY up Spock!

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Kirk: turning his ass to Mccoy. Are my panty lines straight I feel a wedgie down there.

McCoy: Damn it Jim, I'm a Doctor not the Fruit of the Loom Apple!

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"We're receiving a distress call, Captain!"
"Fuck 'em!"