Lines You'd Never Hear in Trek

[MetalPants]

Data to Riker: Sir, I have been researching early 20th century music. What does it mean to "smack the ho's" and "pop a cap in whitey"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Sisko: "If you've got something to say, keep your mouth shut!"



Paris: "We're trapped in a tractor beam Captain, I can't get us out."
Janeway: "I'll get to engineering and do something with the thing, you know, so the the wotzits go through the thing on the front of the ship and the doohickey on the enemy thing goes kaflooie"

 

[Brannigan]

Adagio said:
To be fair, French is probably a dead language by the 24th century.

A futurama joke? (an invention of the Professors) "It can only translate into some dead language"

 

[Noname Given]

Scene - Riker and Troi in Riker's quarters on the bed.

Riker (on top, to Troi): "WHO'S YOUR DADDY?!"

 

[Kegek]

Kirk: Beam me up, Scotty.

 

[Darth_Pazuzu]

Turd Ferguson said:
Garak: You want me to obtain highly classified information known only to the highest ranking members of the Obsidian Order? I wouldn't know how.

Well, he probably actually would say something like that at first. But he'd be lying!

 

[sbk1234]

Rand: "Captain, you're such an asshole."

 

[flandry84]

Trip:"what does the manual say?"
Spock:"<meh>close enough"
T'Pol:" good doggie,Porthos"
Kira:" everybody just chill out and relax"


Kirk: "Kirk to Enterprise"
Uhura: "Please hold....your call is important to us"

 

[Adagio]

Oh yeah, I forgot about that.

 

[Aragorn]

"Putting flames on the Enterprise is totally raping my childhood."

 

[Cicero]

Jim Kirk: "I'm betting on Excelsior."

 

[Larris of Metropi]

Data- I am...fully functional, and programmed in multiple techniques.

Tasha Yarr- Eewwww, get that thing away from me! ! !

 

[Larris of Metropi]

Kirk- Spock, your assesment.
Spock- As a matter of fact, Captain, in this light I find that your eyes look so much more...

 

[Larris of Metropi]

Sulu- Well Chekov, wadda you say we hit the showers now, HMMMM?

 

[Larris of Metropi]

After having just beamed down to an uncharted planet:
Kirk to away team- Alright everyone, fan out, secure the perimeter, phasers on tickle...

 

[Kemaiku]

"Are we there yet?"

 

[drasche]

Nerys Myk said:
PICARD: Je suis capitaine Jean-Luc Picard de l'entreprise de Starship. Je représente la fédération unie des planètes.

Too bad Picard never said that, I would have a good laugh

 

[Dale]

"Why is the bridge on top of the ship? That makes us really vulnerable!"

"Security! Ensign Crusher has been fiddling with the ship's systems... place him under arrest immediately."

"The deflector dish?! You can't use the deflector dish like that! We're doomed!"

"Just stick those isolinear chips in anywhere. They don't really do much anyway."

"Nothing hits the spot like a nice, replicated steak!"

"Neelix, this is absoultely delicious."

 

[Kemaiku]

"I'd really rather be a farmer"

 

[Hofner]

At the end of an O'Brien-centric episode.
O'Brien: I feel great! Nothing bad happened to me at all.

Robert