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Lines you just can't forget...

A line that constantly inspires me both personally and professionally...

"I DON'T TRUST MEN WHO SMILE TOO MUCH"

Remember, a friendly smile is a tool used by salesman, psychopaths, etc. It is an attempt at manipulating you.

Thank you KOR for taking the concept and reducing it down to its basics.
 
"Hip, hip, hoorah....and I believe it's pronounced, 'tally-ho'."
"'Greetings...and felicitations.' Hmm."
- Spock, "The Squire of Gothos"

"Pure speculation, just an educated guess: I'd say that man is alive, Jim!"
- This Side of Paradise

"He was worse than dead! His BRAIN is gone!"
- McCoy, Spock's Brain

"Brain and brain! What is brain?"
- some woman, Spock's Brain

"I WANT TO LIVE!"
- Evil Kirk, "The Devil Within"

"I'm a role model."
- Picard, said so sheepishly.

"Would this be more aesthetically pleasing if it were blue?"
- Weyon to Kira, after contemplating the death of the Federation and the victory of the Dominion

"It was a Russian inwention!"

"And I can't WAIT to see your face when we get back to the station and you find out I never existed!"
- Bashir to O'Brien, "Trials and Tribble-Lations".

"Mr. Paris, set a course -- for home."
- Janeway, "Endgame".

"Tuvok, I understand!
You are a Vulcan man!
You've just gone without
For seven years about
Paris please find a way
To load a hypospray
I will give you the sign
Just aim for his behind
Hormones are RAGING!
Synapses BLAZING!
It's all so verrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyy
Illogical!

- The Doctor..."Tinker, Tailor, Doctor, Spy" I think.

"Don't you think you'd better check with me first?"
"JIM!"
- Kirk and Spock, upon Kirk's reveal that he's alive. "Amok Time".

"Course heading, admiral?"
"Out there. Thataway."
- TMP

"Course heading, captain?"
"Second star to the right...and straight on, 'til morning."
- TUC
 
KIRK: What? Oh, nothing. It's just so peaceful, uncomplicated. No problems, no command decisions. Just living.

KIRK: How many others have you done this to? What gives you the right to hand out life and death?

KIRK: Stop it! What's the matter with you two? Didn't you hear Spock? Your planet is dead! There's nobody alive on Cheron because of hate. The cause you fought about no longer exists. Give yourselves time to breathe. Give up your hate. You're welcome to live with us. Listen to me. You both must end up dead if you don't stop hating.

KIRK: We will not leave our friend. You've lost the capacity to feel the emotions you brought Gem here to experience. You don't understand what it is to live. Love and compassion are dead in you. You're nothing but intellect.
 
“Leave any bigotry in your quarters. There’s no room for it on the bridge.”

“All this power, surging and throbbing, yet under control. Are you like that, Captain?”

“What makes you think you're a man? You're an overgrown jackrabbit, an elf with a hyperactive thyroid!”
 
"And although you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend, I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend."
 
Kirk: "What's the mission of this vessel, Doctor? To seek out and contact alien life."

Kirk: "Mr. Spock, the women on your planet are logical. That's the only planet in the galaxy that can make that claim."


McCoy: "Please, Spock, do me a favor ... and don't say it's 'fascinating'..."

McCoy: "Shut up, Spock--we're rescuing you!"

McCoy: "I signed aboard this ship to practice medicine, not to have my atoms scattered back and forth across space by this gadget."


Picard: "What we leave behind is as important as how we’ve lived. After all, Number One, we’re only mortal."
Riker: "Speak for yourself, sir. I plan to live forever."
 
"That green-blooded son of a bitch. It's his revenge for all those arguments he lost."
"Random chance seems to have operated in our favor."
 
McCoy - "This woman has immediate post prandial upper abdominal distention. Get out of the way."
Kirk - "What did you say she's got?"
McCoy - "Cramps."
 
McCoy - "This woman has immediate post prandial upper abdominal distention. Get out of the way."
Kirk - "What did you say she's got?"
McCoy - "Cramps."


Security Guard: How's the patient, doctor?
McCoy: He's gonna make it!
Guard: He? -- you came in with a she!
McCoy: One little mistake....
 
"I don't compromise, with the Borg."

Complete with Janeway bitchstare(TM)
 
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