Lines you just can't forget...

[MagGu]

"To manufactured triumphs!" - Sisko

"I protest, I am not a merry man!" - Worf

"Eat any good books lately?" Q to Worf

"Simple. Change the gravitational constant of the universe." - Q

"You are dealing with the daughter of the fifth house. Holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rixx. Heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed!" - Lwaxana Troi

Lwaxana Troi: Captain! Even Xelo never had such thoughts about me. You may energize.
Counselor Troi: That was meant as a joke, Captain.
Captain Jean-Luc Picard: I was not amused.


GUINAN: You see? It's an Earth drink. Prune juice.
WORF: A warrior's drink.

 

[cblmc1296]

Picard: "Will! just imagine what it was like... no engines, no computers, just the wind and the sea, and the stars to guide you!"

Riker: "Bad food brutal discipline, no women."

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Soran: Normal is what everyone else is, and you are not.

 

[Riggs127]

Worf:"I do not see why it is necessary to wear these ridiculous uniforms."
Riker:"Protocol."
Worf:"They look like dresses."
Riker:"That is an incredibly outmoded and sexiest attitude. I'm surprised at you...
*Rriker walks away and turns with a grin*
Riker: .... Besides... you look good in a dress

Later in same episode -

Data:"I have heard that in moments of diplomatic tension, it is often helpful to find elements of commonality."
Worf:"Ambassador Byleth is demanding, temperamental and rude!"
Data:"You share all of those qualities in abundance. Perhaps you should try to build on your similarities."

When trying to get Molly back from the portal and the equipment fuses
Obrien: Oh... Oooooh Bollocks!

Captains day in TNG
Riker holds a doll of picard up and puts on a voice like the CPT
Riker: I think the resembalence is rather stricking. Wouldn't you agree number one.

Q: Flowers!... for a Jean.. Luck... Pickerd.

Q tries to remeber Chekotays name: .. better that that... whats his name.. Chuckles..?

Beverly Crusher (Q turns her to a dog)
Crusher: Woff.. woof woff.

Q is now human
Q: What do I have to do to convince you that I'm human?
Worf: Die.
Q: Oh, very good Worf. Eat any good books lately?


Lt. Commander Geordi La Forge: [about training Spot] I've got an idea: how about a phaser? A low stun setting at just the right moment might do the trick.
Lt. Commander Data: Geordi - I cannot stun my cat.

Quark or Bashir: "Did you hear? Keiko's gonna have another baby."
Worf: "Now?!"
Bashir: "Well, I'll be sure and call you when she's ready to deliver; you can lend a hand."
Worf: "Seven months? ....Unfortunately, I will be away from the station at that time... Far away... Visiting my parents... On Earth...... Excuse me."

B'Elanna Torres: Under the circumstances, don't you think you really ought to change your program?
The Doctor: Now there's an interesting concept: a hologram that programs himself. What would I do with that ability? Create a family? Raise an army?

And my personal favourite:

The line must be drawn here! This far and no further! - Quark in DS9: "The Dogs of War"

 

[Chicago 103]

"What does God need with a starship?" - Kirk

 

[scotpens]

“I have a responsibility to this ship, to that man on the bridge. I am what I am, Leila, and if there are self-made purgatories, then we all have to live in them. Mine can be no worse than someone else's.”

I’m not ashamed to admit that that scene still makes me blubber like a little girl.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Sisko: "I will go wherever they send me. But when I go home, it will be to Bajor."

This line always chokes me up.

 

[Trevacious]

"Whose tapes are these??"

"LIAR! LIIIARR!! LLLIAR!!!"

 

[Mike Ram]

"In this galaxy, there's a mathematical probability of three million Earth-type planets. And in all of the universe, three million million galaxies like this. And in all of that, and perhaps more, only one of each of us. Don't destroy the one named Kirk."

 

[BrotherBenny]

From In the Pale Moonlight:

Vreenak: So - you're the Commander of Deep Space Nine; and the Emissary to the Prophets, decorated combat officer, widower, father, mentor... and, oh yes - the man who started the war with the Dominion. Somehow I thought you'd be taller.

And from the end of the episode:

Sisko: So... I lied. I cheated. I bribed men to cover the crimes of other men. I am an accessory to murder. But the most damning thing of all... I think I can live with it. And if I had to do it all over again - I would. Garak was right about one thing: a guilty conscience is a small price to pay for the safety of the Alpha Quadrant. So I will learn to live with it... Because I can live with it... I can live with it... Computer - erase that entire personal log.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

From Klingon Honor Guard:

GOWRON: So, this is the one who tracked down my attackers? A mere Honor Guard trainee?
KURN: Yes. This is the one. This warrior fufilled a blood oath to avenge the attack on you, by personally doing battle with Koreth.
GOWRON: Koreth. May Fek'lhr visit his soul with a million tortures!