The hardcore scale(with examples)
10= Any Norwegian band that has killed and eaten another member of the band, Gwar
9= Slayer, Pantera, Megadeth
8=Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, Metallica
7= Ozzy, Cinderella, Motley Crue
6=The Runaways Joan Jett, Lita Ford
5=Poison, Vixen, any other chick band that tries to rock
4= Any band that is advertised as a tribute band.
3=Insane Clown Posse, Kiss, any other band that wears more make-up than their chicks(other than Gwar)
2= Any one of the crappy Russian metal bands that tried to make it here during the Gorbachev era.
1= Stryper, Tiffany, Limp Bizkit