Limp Bizkit

[john titor]

Yo, I love this band. When I want to feel all tough and manly I put on Limb Bizkit and let loose in my apartment. I headbang to their music cos they're so hardcore. I like Linkin Park as well but Lamb Bizkit will always be where its at. Bring back neu metal I say!, Neu Metal was a great, papa roche, corn etc, these guys kicked ass, we need more of this shit.

 

[T'Baio]

 

[john titor]

oH shit my sppelinng, oh yeah woops.

 

[Alidar Jarok]

Well, it's not April 1st, so I have to assume you're serious. My theory of music that generally holds true is that you really start to get into it right around the time you turn 12 or so. For me, this would be Limp Bizkit. However, in spite of this, I can't listen to Limp Bizkit anymore.

Basically, they are juvenile, completely talentless, and try to use their macho attitude and fake angst to overcome everything else. There are better metal bands, better rap groups, better rap metal groups, groups that are better at being angry, and groups that do everything better. I'm glad that much better bands has appeared to atone for their crimes against music.

 

[Joeman]

I love how they spelled Biscuit, "Bizkit". That's just totally bad-ass dood.

Oh man, and "Linkin" instead of Lincoln? How do they come up with this stuff?

 

[scnj]

I can still enjoy Limp Bizkit nostalgically. I'm looking forward to their new album with guarded optimism.

 

[T'Baio]

Basically, they are juvenile...and try to use their macho attitude and fake angst to overcome everything else.

No, no...this is about Limp Bizkit, not john titor.

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

I was gonna start a cover band "Limp Bizquick". We'd play the songs in like, half the time that Limp Bizkit does.

 

[Alidar Jarok]

Basically, they are juvenile...and try to use their macho attitude and fake angst to overcome everything else.

No, no...this is about Limp Bizkit, not john titor.

Who the hell is John Titor?

BTW, I assume everyone knows where the name Limp Bizkit comes from? That pretty much sums up the band, imo.

 

[Joeman]

Who the hell is John Titor?

The guy who started this thread.

 

[Geckothan]

Nu-metal should stay dead. There's already enough annoying emo/indie/scene kids and chavs around, last thing we need is kids in black Slipknot hoodies with patches all over them, baggy jeans covered in chains, loads of tacky jewellery and black nail varnish. Oh and those stupid fucking spiked collars/bracelets they wore. They were almost annoying as chavs.

 

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

The hardcore scale(with examples)

10= Any Norwegian band that has killed and eaten another member of the band, Gwar
9= Slayer, Pantera, Megadeth
8=Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, Metallica
7= Ozzy, Cinderella, Motley Crue
6=The Runaways Joan Jett, Lita Ford
5=Poison, Vixen, any other chick band that tries to rock
4= Any band that is advertised as a tribute band.
3=Insane Clown Posse, Kiss, any other band that wears more make-up than their chicks(other than Gwar)
2= Any one of the crappy Russian metal bands that tried to make it here during the Gorbachev era.
1= Stryper, Tiffany, Limp Bizkit

 

[Jetfire]

I miss all the brats who tried to look like Marilyn Manson...good times.

 

[Canadave]

Basically, they are juvenile...and try to use their macho attitude and fake angst to overcome everything else.

No, no...this is about Limp Bizkit, not john titor.

Who the hell is John Titor?

BTW, I assume everyone knows where the name Limp Bizkit comes from? That pretty much sums up the band, imo.

I just looked it up.

 

[Lonemagpie]

The hardcore scale(with examples)

10= Any Norwegian band that has killed and eaten another member of the band, Gwar
9= Slayer, Pantera, Megadeth
8=Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, Metallica
7= Ozzy, Cinderella, Motley Crue
6=The Runaways Joan Jett, Lita Ford
5=Poison, Vixen, any other chick band that tries to rock
4= Any band that is advertised as a tribute band.
3=Insane Clown Posse, Kiss, any other band that wears more make-up than their chicks(other than Gwar)
2= Any one of the crappy Russian metal bands that tried to make it here during the Gorbachev era.
1= Stryper, Tiffany, Limp Bizkit

You know that scale needs an 11, right?

 

[Zulu Romeo]

The hardcore scale(with examples)

10= Any Norwegian band that has killed and eaten another member of the band, Gwar
9= Slayer, Pantera, Megadeth
8=Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, Metallica
7= Ozzy, Cinderella, Motley Crue
6=The Runaways Joan Jett, Lita Ford
5=Poison, Vixen, any other chick band that tries to rock
4= Any band that is advertised as a tribute band.
3=Insane Clown Posse, Kiss, any other band that wears more make-up than their chicks(other than Gwar)
2= Any one of the crappy Russian metal bands that tried to make it here during the Gorbachev era.
1= Stryper, Tiffany, Limp Bizkit

I never knew Tiffany was that hardcore.

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=826PTEuHKhE[/yt]

 

[Pingfah]

Limp Bizkit are to metal as Nickelback are to hard rock.

 

[john titor]

Limp Bizkit are to metal as Nickelback are to hard rock.

Nickleback man! They are fantastic, I love their fusion of southern rock with grunge. yeaaahh!

Anyway Limp Bizkit are releasing their new album Gold Cobra soon. Should be awesome. FTR Break Stuff is my favourite song by them.

http://www.kerrang.com/blog/2010/03/limp_bizkit_preview_gold_cobra.html

 

[iguana_tonante]

I can still enjoy Limp Bizkit nostalgically.

This.

The hardcore scale(with examples)

10= Any Norwegian band that has killed and eaten another member of the band, Gwar
9= Slayer, Pantera, Megadeth
8=Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, Metallica
7= Ozzy, Cinderella, Motley Crue
6=The Runaways Joan Jett, Lita Ford
5=Poison, Vixen, any other chick band that tries to rock
4= Any band that is advertised as a tribute band.
3=Insane Clown Posse, Kiss, any other band that wears more make-up than their chicks(other than Gwar)
2= Any one of the crappy Russian metal bands that tried to make it here during the Gorbachev era.
1= Stryper, Tiffany, Limp Bizkit

I love you.

 

[Pingfah]

It was a very funny list

Although it needs a Manowar reference for complete credibility.