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Limp Bizkit

The hardcore scale(with examples)

10= Any Norwegian band that has killed and eaten another member of the band, Gwar
9= Slayer, Pantera, Megadeth
8=Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, Metallica
7= Ozzy, Cinderella, Motley Crue
6=The Runaways Joan Jett, Lita Ford
5=Poison, Vixen, any other chick band that tries to rock
4= Any band that is advertised as a tribute band.
3=Insane Clown Posse, Kiss, any other band that wears more make-up than their chicks(other than Gwar)
2= Any one of the crappy Russian metal bands that tried to make it here during the Gorbachev era.
1= Stryper, Tiffany, Limp Bizkit


You know that scale needs an 11, right?
11 - All those bands who sing about dragons, swords or pirates.
 
The only thing I really didn't like about Limp Bizkit were the lyrics--I thought they frequently were corny, immature, and used a lot of cliches--but I did like their music overall. I thought they had one of the better funk-thrash bassists out there and really fused hip-hop and hard rock sounds well. I thought their last album was actually their best and showed a little more range, although it didn't have many radio hits.

Didn't know they were making a new album, though. I thought they had quietly went out to pasture after the last one was only a brief blip on the radar...
 
Limp Bizkit are to metal as Nickelback are to hard rock.

Nickleback man! They are fantastic, I love their fusion of southern rock with grunge. yeaaahh!

FTR Break Stuff is my favourite song by them.

None of this surprises me!

:guffaw: Keep it coming, man. Seriously, you're the funniest person on this board. What cliche will he pick next? :lol:

I imagine a thread lauding the creative genius and musical virtuosity of Slipknot will be coming soon....
 
My brother and I were at Family Christian Stores the other day (his idea) and I saw a new Stryper album. My brother says "Awesome! Those guys still rock!". It took several seconds for me to compose myself without breaking into hysterical laughter.
 
My brother and I were at Family Christian Stores the other day (his idea) and I saw a new Stryper album. My brother says "Awesome! Those guys still rock!". It took several seconds for me to compose myself without breaking into hysterical laughter.
I saw them interviewed on a music show years back - the drummer said that he sets his kit up sideways-on to the audience as it looks better. Poodle haired, stripey spandexed, sideways posing God Rocker. It's almost too funny.
 
The only thing I really didn't like about Limp Bizkit were the lyrics--I thought they frequently were corny, immature, and used a lot of cliches--but I did like their music overall. I thought they had one of the better funk-thrash bassists out there and really fused hip-hop and hard rock sounds well. I thought their last album was actually their best and showed a little more range, although it didn't have many radio hits.

Didn't know they were making a new album, though. I thought they had quietly went out to pasture after the last one was only a brief blip on the radar...

Yeah, musically, they weren't terrible. It's just Fred Durst I didn't like (although, iirc, their guitarist left and a lot of their musical, uh, talent, left with him).
 
^ Thank heavens for that. I don't know what I'd do if I heard that he was keeping it unreal.
 
Limp Bizkit are to metal as Nickelback are to hard rock.

:guffaw: So true. Heck I'd probably rather listen to Limp than Nickelback. But then I'd rather listen to Cliff Richard before either of these bands.

Limp Bizkit is a joke now. Nu Metal isn't popular anymore (thank goodness)

And an old flatmate of mine said that Nickelback were awesome like Nirvana. These two bands should never be compared.
 
I heard an interview back when Nickleback first started where Chad Douchbag said that he was influenced by Nirvana. I couldn't help thinking, what fucking Nirvana was he listening to? Is there some shit ass, drunk douche, ego inflated, cock rock 80's repressed homosexual Nirvana that I'm not aware of?
 
This is why I very rarely start threads. I started a thread about restraint systems on shuttle craft. I got 4 responses. This has 3 pages already.

Man, I am one giant fucking idiot. :cardie:
 
The hardcore scale(with examples)

10= Any Norwegian band that has killed and eaten another member of the band, Gwar
9= Slayer, Pantera, Megadeth
8=Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, Metallica
7= Ozzy, Cinderella, Motley Crue
6=The Runaways Joan Jett, Lita Ford
5=Poison, Vixen, any other chick band that tries to rock
4= Any band that is advertised as a tribute band.
3=Insane Clown Posse, Kiss, any other band that wears more make-up than their chicks(other than Gwar)
2= Any one of the crappy Russian metal bands that tried to make it here during the Gorbachev era.
1= Stryper, Tiffany, Limp Bizkit


You know that scale needs an 11, right?

There can only be one band that goes to 11.

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbVKWCpNFhY[/yt]

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpaG-L0zTJ4[/yt]
 
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