Let's insert Madeline into a Trek scene!

[number6]

Risk.. Risk is our business.. It's what this starship is about, It's why we're abo...Not Now Madeleine!!

 

[Peach Wookiee]

Beverly: Jean-Luc, there's something I want to tell you... NOT NOW, MADELINE! First Worf, now her...

 

[Nerys Myk]

 

[sbk1234]

"Hail, hail, fire and snow, call the angels, we will go - "

"Alright, NOW, MADELINE! NOW!"

 

[Good Will Riker]

"The line must be drawn here, this far and no further, and...NOT NOW MADELINE!"

 

[Maurice]

 

[Maurice]

Nerys Myk said:

Priceless!

 

[Kirby]

Nerys Myk said:

Brilliant!

 

[JM1776]

Azrael said:

cardinal biggles said:
Unless Madeline is part of the simulation...

Holodeck Program 10736-19527-A "Plexiglass Pleasures"
You take the role of a frustrated 1980's Plexiglass plant manager, who must endure a strained relationship with his mild-mannered assistant, Madeline. However, everything changes when time-travellers from the 23rd Century hand you the secrets of Transparent Aluminum, making you rich beyond the dreams of avarice. Your relationship with Madeline suddenly changes into an erotic, drug-fuelled, sexually sado-masochistic romp of Klingon proportions. Can you survive a weekend away with the new, care-free Madeline?
Related Programs: "Secretary" - based on the early 21st Century theatrical motion picture

Yeah, I can see Riker getting onboard with that.

Now, see ... why aren't you writing fanfic? :thumbsup:

 

[Hambone]

Nerys Myk said:

That's great. Thanks for the laugh!

How come the only Superman who's smiling is the one Khan's pointing a phaser at?

 

[Peach Wookiee]

^Is that a phaser you're holding or are you just happy to see me?

 

[SmoothieX]

Seriously - who gets exiled into space in gold mesh and go-go boots?

 

[cardinal biggles]

They do in Gene Roddenberry's universe!

 

[Trekker4747]

cardinal biggles said:
They do in Gene Roddenberry's universe!

I think that's something I can live with.

 

[The Old Mixer]

NO
KILL

NOT
NOW
MADELINE

 

[BriGuy]

No... you can't get away. From hell's heart, I stab at thee. For hate's sake, I spit my last breathe... NOT NOW MADELINE! ... at thee...

 

[baxart]

Use the magic wand to select the green. Set your tolerance for 20-30.

Now I know I have a weird sense of humor... When I first saw the thread title my warped mind envisioned this:

Hey, he's French!

 

[SmoothieX]

cardinal biggles said:
They do in Gene Roddenberry's universe!

It really is a utpoic version of the future!

 

[JamesSmith]

nuScotty: I like this ship, you know, it's exciting! (turns around and sees Madeline enter from the airlock) Not now, Madeline!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Ilia: You are the Kirk unit. You will assist me. Not now Madeline.