LARPs (Webseries)

[Sparkle Fabulosa]

I have heard of T.J. Hooker. Wasn't Heather Locklear in it?

I don't know. I find Linda kind of irritating sometimes.

But then how would you use it? Tv's aren't touch screens, are they?

 

[Guy Gardener]

The monitor (flatscreen) copies everything happening on the touchscreen.

So you still use your phone as a controller, but now you can watch TV at the size god intended.

If the technology permits.

Which it probably won't.

(Heather Locklear has been in a lot.)

 

[Sparkle Fabulosa]

Oh. So it's a remote-type-thing.

Cool.

I was going to make a dirty joke in reference to Heather Locklear but I don't want to be inappropriate. I'll just giggle to myself.

 

[Guy Gardener]

Inappropriate?

Bring it on.

 

[Sparkle Fabulosa]

Okay... You asked for it.

You said "Heather Locklear has been in a lot."

I say "A lot of people have been in Heather Locklear."

I'm sorry! I went there. So sorry!!

 

[Guy Gardener]

That's a middle school joke.

[yt]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b41ikewTajk[/yt]

She'd give a dog a bone.

 

[Sparkle Fabulosa]

*Not available in your country*

Stupid YouTube.

So I wasn't too out there? Good because I was actually kind of worried.

I blame the current sugar high. Yes. Sugar.

 

[Guy Gardener]

It's very very hard to offend me.

Imagine that I am the grossest person in the world, and proceed from there.

try this instead.

[yt]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cw1lkd1TJYo&feature=youtu.be[/yt]

 

[Sparkle Fabulosa]

Likewise.

Actually I was apologizing to any mods who may be peeping at this thread.

I gave up on the idea that anything could offend you a long time ago.

*Please sign in to view this video*

I do not have a YouTube account and cannot sign in

I seem to be experiencing technical difficulties.

 

[Guy Gardener]

Actually the video has been blocked by youtube and I got a warning.

10 minutes.

On the ball.

LOOKWHATYOUDIDTOME!!!

I'm a god damned criminal and fugitive now.

 

[Sparkle Fabulosa]

Sorry. I have that effect on people.

Turning decent and honest individuals into hardened criminals.

Look on the bright side, life on the lam could be fun

 

[Guy Gardener]

Knowing my luck my new fake ID will be a girls name.

Actually, could you imagine the stones on someone to name their kid "God"?

 

[Sparkle Fabulosa]

You might get lucky and get a unisex name, like Riley.

Well, Gwyneth Paltrow named her kid Moses. That's pretty close. I actually think there is some law against naming your kid God or Jesus.

 

[Guy Gardener]

You know when a Spanish speaking says that their name is Hey-Zeus?

That's actually spelt "Jesus" and as far as they're concerned, their name is Jesus.

 

[Sparkle Fabulosa]

Oh yeah. Right. J is pronounced like an H.

Sneaky Spanish people.

 

[Guy Gardener]

Sneaky Spanish Speaky.

FTFY.

Back on Chuck. Starting season 4.

 

[Sparkle Fabulosa]

Ssssss.... Thank you.

Enjoy Chuck.

I have to go to bed now.

So I can wake up early tomorrow.

To be a responsible adult.

Goodnight.

*****
Hey! You tricked me!

One of these days, Guy. One of these days...

 

[Guy Gardener]

Straight to the moon?

 

[Sparkle Fabulosa]

You know it, Alice!

*Sleepy*

 

[Guy Gardener]

(Line from Chuck)

"Do you miss Ace of Base?"