Um, ya lost me?
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That hungry, hungry pillow periodically licks your ear canals clean, which is why you have perfect hearing.
Well that's very true. I do have excellent hearing.
Like a bat.
Wait. How do you know I have perfect hearing?
Eww! Pillow tongue!
Like a bat.
Wait. How do you know I have perfect hearing?
Eww! Pillow tongue!
It's all clearly explained in the warranty.
Good lord!
You cut the tags off your mattress??!!
No wonder you're surprised by ordinary things!
Good lord!
You cut the tags off your mattress??!!
No wonder you're surprised by ordinary things!
Oh. I'm guessing it's in the fine print?
I don't remember.
What ordinary things am I surprised at?
Tell me so that I can act normal upon gaining knowledge of said ordinary things!
I don't remember.
What ordinary things am I surprised at?
Tell me so that I can act normal upon gaining knowledge of said ordinary things!
Why the hell would you want to act "normal"?
Must be all the turkey I've been eating. It's gone to my head. Bad turkey.
Being abnormal is so much more fun!
I only act normal when I have to.
Being abnormal is so much more fun!
I only act normal when I have to.
How distribution curves work, only one person (please remember that over two billion people (China + India) today are Asian, so this most normal person is unlikely to be the whitely epitome of 50s-centrism.) in the world is perfectly normal, or only one person in the history and future history of time is absolutely normal... And if the second method is how we want to tally this data, %98 of human beings that have ever-ever existed were fish, it's really a question of how much life in us, as a species, do we have left, that we can zerosum out that aquatic marine life phase we were going through for the first 200 million years?
Do you happen to be an Asian Fish?
Do you happen to be an Asian Fish?
Okay. What I've got from all that is, no one person is normal, or at least what society deems normal, and at one point in time, we were all fish except for the other 2% who were not fish.
Not Asian or a fish.
One more episode left of the first season.
Not Asian or a fish.
One more episode left of the first season.
One more episode and then it's all down hill to Canceled Town.
Cancelled Town is a pretty awesome place, or at least it was when I love Lucy was still mayor.
They really had to reconsider their immigration policies once Infomercials started moving in, taking their jobs and marrying their women.
Cancelled Town is a pretty awesome place, or at least it was when I love Lucy was still mayor.
They really had to reconsider their immigration policies once Infomercials started moving in, taking their jobs and marrying their women.
Cancelled Town is only awesome when its inhabitants (various shows) suck, because then you can look forward to never crossing paths with it again.
I'm not at Awesome Avenue. I'm standing between Sad Street and Mourning Lane
Infomercials are fun.
I think I'll strangle my comforter tonight.
I'm not at Awesome Avenue. I'm standing between Sad Street and Mourning Lane
Infomercials are fun.
I think I'll strangle my comforter tonight.
So it's all become very clear to me finally.
You're a sociopath, with no respect for linen.
Infomercials are not fun.
They're just something insidious that happens when one is too drunk to crawl towards the television and turn it off.
You're a sociopath, with no respect for linen.
Infomercials are not fun.
They're just something insidious that happens when one is too drunk to crawl towards the television and turn it off.
Damn.
You figured out my secret.
"Death to linen!"
But infomercials can be informative, and funny!
[yt]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7b05pf9Dqnw[/yt]
You figured out my secret.
"Death to linen!"
But infomercials can be informative, and funny!
[yt]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7b05pf9Dqnw[/yt]
An Informercial is harmless.
But that's not how they work.
They hammer and badger you until you relent.
Depending on your will power, you might have to see the same infomercial for a single product 40 to 60 times in a very short time period, maybe a month or less, before you become brainwashed into believing that 9 easy payments of 17 dollars is an acceptable use of your spare change.
Imagine if there was only one episode of Better off Ted, and they played it 5 times on a day on half the tv channels you like to follow?
Have you ever submitted to the will of an infomercial?
But that's not how they work.
They hammer and badger you until you relent.
Depending on your will power, you might have to see the same infomercial for a single product 40 to 60 times in a very short time period, maybe a month or less, before you become brainwashed into believing that 9 easy payments of 17 dollars is an acceptable use of your spare change.
Imagine if there was only one episode of Better off Ted, and they played it 5 times on a day on half the tv channels you like to follow?
Have you ever submitted to the will of an infomercial?
I'm well aware of the brainwashing that goes on.
I have only been a mindless drone twice. But in my defense, I was desperate.
Desperation is not a colour that I ever want to wear again.
I have only been a mindless drone twice. But in my defense, I was desperate.
Desperation is not a colour that I ever want to wear again.
Purple?
No. Purple is a beautiful colour, often associated with royalty and wealth.
Desperation is when women smear on cheap hooker-red lipstick in order to find a man to make them feel worth something.
*Red lipstick is only hooker-red when it is paired with a slutty outfit and "screw me" heels.
Desperation is when women smear on cheap hooker-red lipstick in order to find a man to make them feel worth something.
*Red lipstick is only hooker-red when it is paired with a slutty outfit and "screw me" heels.
You know that there's nothing wrong with being a hooker?
Hells bells, if one does it right, they can buy a house, a new car and an education, rather quickly.
Where I live, prostitution is even legal.
Besides, Hookers don't dress like hookers because they like it, hookers dress like hookers because someone told them that johns like that sort of thing, and johns have to swoop in there quickly to get the working girls off the street before the popo shows up for a sweep. So the choice is clear, the less a whore looks like a whore, the more likely they'll wind up a prisoner overnight sharing a filthy toilet with junkies and drunks.
It's a public service to public servitors to service their pubics.
Hells bells, if one does it right, they can buy a house, a new car and an education, rather quickly.
Where I live, prostitution is even legal.
Besides, Hookers don't dress like hookers because they like it, hookers dress like hookers because someone told them that johns like that sort of thing, and johns have to swoop in there quickly to get the working girls off the street before the popo shows up for a sweep. So the choice is clear, the less a whore looks like a whore, the more likely they'll wind up a prisoner overnight sharing a filthy toilet with junkies and drunks.
It's a public service to public servitors to service their pubics.
Of course not. It's a perfectly respectable way to earn a living, as long as one is okay with being disrespected.
Prostitution is legal there? So is that why New Zealand has a place called Hooker Valley?
If ever there was an advertisement for prostitution, that would be their slogan.
Prostitution is legal there? So is that why New Zealand has a place called Hooker Valley?
If ever there was an advertisement for prostitution, that would be their slogan.
Shatner did a cop drama in the 80s called T. J. Hooker where he played the titular character.
I always thought there had to be an ironic scene in there somewhere where he calls a hooker a hooker, so the hooker gets angry and yells at him that his "mom" was a Hooker, and he has to agree with her.
So who do you think Ted should live happily ever after with?
Hmmm.
Google is saying that sometimes if you're lucky, you can plug your USB phone charger into your flat screen, and your flat screen will become a monitor for your phone.
I always thought there had to be an ironic scene in there somewhere where he calls a hooker a hooker, so the hooker gets angry and yells at him that his "mom" was a Hooker, and he has to agree with her.
So who do you think Ted should live happily ever after with?
Hmmm.
Google is saying that sometimes if you're lucky, you can plug your USB phone charger into your flat screen, and your flat screen will become a monitor for your phone.
