Is it just me, or do you think tattoos would have probably made a good addition to Klingon Culture? As a warrior culture with a proud heritage I am really surprised that Klingons did not have ink detailing their victories. Just a stray thought.
Klingons... One Thing I'm Suprised They Never Had...
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I've read that Klingon ships don't have bathrooms (that will give you attitude).
I'm surprised they didn't have hairdressers even the Klingon Women had HAIRY ARMPITS
Meh. Tattoos might work with the Jaffa, but based on Nero they don't seem to do anything for the Romulans. I don't think there's any need for tattood Klingons.
Gay's in the military 
Klingons like to talk, and even sing, about their exploits. Tattoos would probably not be as exciting to them.
Their logic would probably be: if a Klingon can't explain their accomplishments well enough by talking, or singing a song, they don't deserve the fame gained thereby. Tattoos are just too passive, just something to be looked at. Where's the fun in that?
Their logic would probably be: if a Klingon can't explain their accomplishments well enough by talking, or singing a song, they don't deserve the fame gained thereby. Tattoos are just too passive, just something to be looked at. Where's the fun in that?
Klingons... One Thing I'm Suprised They Never Had...
DENTAL HYGIENE
the only Klingon who knew how to floss
DENTAL HYGIENE
the only Klingon who knew how to floss
Klingons... One Thing I'm Suprised They Never Had...
DENTAL HYGIENE
the only Klingon who knew how to floss
Of course! That's Vaughn Armstrong you're talkin' about there. He is The Teeth.
Klingon hairdressers who do armpits?!
We'd sell them a Federation Barber who does the full package.
I mean come on ! it would be impossible to sell a Klingon a bikini waxing when they are already reluctant to cut their hair or floss 
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Ceremonial/tribal tattoos would be suited to Klingons.
Makes sense.
I agree with the "big hair" thing. They look ridiculous.
Dreadlocks would look cooler.
Makes sense.
I agree with the "big hair" thing. They look ridiculous.
Dreadlocks would look cooler.
Maybe it's a question of not having human aesthetic values. Maybe they would interpret the decorating of oneself as a display of weakness and concern of vanity over honor. Maybe a Klingon with a tattoo could never hope to succeed in the military.
Or maybe they just don't care.
Or maybe they just don't care.
^ So Klingons are sadomasochists? That's a scary thought!
For a big tough race like the Klingons, being tattooed would merely tickle, and for a Klingon to be seen giggling would be Hu'tegh unseemly!
What, you can't giggle with honor?
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