If Klingon males have two dicks, does that mean they have four balls??
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Klingon genitalia again
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Unexpected Wild Wild West reference.
Good question!
Here's another, are both penii sexually functional or is the secondary one always flaccid unless they lose the primary one in battle and only then the secondary one becomes functional? I'm thinking of Worf's secondary spinal column in the TNG episode Ethics.
Here's another, are both penii sexually functional or is the secondary one always flaccid unless they lose the primary one in battle and only then the secondary one becomes functional? I'm thinking of Worf's secondary spinal column in the TNG episode Ethics.
How is it no one has made a Chain of Command joke yet with Picard shouting "there are FOUR BALLS!!!"?
Riker's "one or both?" thing in "A Matter of Honor" suddenly reading differently.
We can go lower!! I have faith!!
There's something foul about four balls, but if it hits a Homer then Marge might get excited over it as she otherwise wasn't going to walk (away from her marriage to Homer... I wasn't going to bunt that pun...)
It's like handlebars on a bike. Just keep using them and you'll never fall off. Unless they do, with tails - like this:
Unless one of the wee willies Worf wiggles is vestigial? There's a fun question for the ages...
Wait, really??
In Discovery, near the beginning, using coded language to get around the censors, they said that Ash Tyler would never be capable of pleasing a Klingon woman because one of his dicks had been cut off, and he had half the equipment he'd need to get the job done. Later after L'Rell went there any way, it's implied that she was only able to stay on point, because she was in love with Voq, and ignored his physical inadequacies.
While writing this I considered that maybe 10 years ago I got it wrong, and they didn't cut it off, but maybe the Klingon surgeons glued his multidicks together instead? Which means that twice as big is still only half as good, as two.
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That brings to the question of Klingon women. Human women have been born with two, and one wonders if that is the Klingon redundancy norm.
Discovery implied one disruptor tube above the other, so perhaps unlike the very very rare human female side-by-side, they may have a similar arrangement. But! Klingons only have one mouth. So perhaps only one aft torpedo tube?
It's almost like the writers didn't think this through...
I honestly thought that’s why you started this thread. Wait, so that’s a coincidence?
Jay-Den summarizes the story of a Klingon opera for the class and says the following:
“At the climax, as the rival house eats the warrior stew, you learn that they’ve been served the hearts and the quadri-testicles of their fathers before them. Blood slashes ankle-deep on the stage, and there is rejoicing throughout the land.”
“At the climax, as the rival house eats the warrior stew, you learn that they’ve been served the hearts and the quadri-testicles of their fathers before them. Blood slashes ankle-deep on the stage, and there is rejoicing throughout the land.”
