Kirk's best one liners in both the films and Series

[Maurice]

^^^I believe David Gerrold said the script only called for Cyrano Jones to do au revior as he left Lurry's office, and Shatner ad libbed it from that. I'd have to dig out the book to check.

 

[MANT!]

"Out there, thataway.."

 

[Kagan]

From ST-3:

"That's what you get for missing staff meetings, doctor."

"Bones, what have I done?"

"I...have had...enough of...YOU!"

From ST-4:

"Simple logic."

"I love Italian...and so do you."

"One little mistake."

 

[Eurosolo]

"The trigger's been pulled. We have to get there before the hammer falls."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

"We're only alive because I knew something about these ships that he didn't." (Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, Directors Edition)

 

[garakfan]

Hands down...."I DON'T LIKE TO LOSE" TWOK. It comes in handy as inspiration in ones daily life

 

[Whoa Nellie]

I have two favorites and both are from The Trouble with Tribbles.

Baris: "I don't think you take this mission seriously"
Kirk: "The mission I take seriously, it's YOU I take lightly."

Baris: "Kirk I will hold you responsible for this."
Kirk: "Mr Baris I'll hold you in irons if you don't shut up."

LOVE IT!!!

Warmest Wishes,
Whoa Nellie

 

[Kagan]

ST-5

"Excuse me ... Why does God need a starship?"

 

[M'Sharak]

Ann tee baah deeeez!

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

"Worlds may change, galaxies disintegrate, but a woman... always remains a woman." ("The Conscience of the King")

That Jimmy-boy, what a smooth talker.

 

[Doomsday]

A Taste of Armeggedon, loosely quoted from fallible memory:

Anon 7: You intend to destroy this whole planet with one phaser? I had no idea you were so formidable.

Kirk(aiming the phaser right at Anon's head): You seem to think I'm joking.

 

[Kagan]

ST-3

Spock: "Weren't those a gift from Dr McCoy?"
Kirk: "That's the beauty of it. They'll be again."

 

[A beaker full of death]

I'd like to think I'm not so much losing an officer as gaining...

Actually, I'm losing an officer.

 

[indranee]

"...Is that a lot?!"

(to the man in the antique store in TVH)

 

[CaptainStoner]

"I think he took a little too much LDS"

 

[A beaker full of death]

indranee said:
"...Is that a lot?!"

(to the man in the antique store in TVH)

His next line is better:

That's all there is, so don't splurge.

 

[Kegek]

"But what of Lazarus?"

- "The Alternative Factor"


"You're a traitor from a race of traitors, disloyal to the core, rotten like the rest of your sub-human race – and you've got the gall to make love to that girl."

- "This Side of Paradise"

 

[Ezri]

indranee said:
"...Is that a lot?!"

(to the man in the antique store in TVH)

I like that

 

[Balrog]

"We can admit we're killers, but we're not going to kill today."
- A Taste of Armageddon

"They gave her back to me, Scotty."
- Star Trek: TMP

"Aren't you dead?"
- to Spock in Star Trek II

"How many fingers am I holding up?"
- to McCoy in Star Trek III

"My friends, we've come home."
- Star Trek IV

"I've always known... I'll die alone."
- Star Trek V

"Second star to the right, and straight on 'til morning."
- Star Trek VI

"Let me tell you something: Don't. Don't let them promote you. Don't let them transfer you. Don't let them do anything that'll take you off the bridge of that ship because while you're there, you can make a difference."
- Star Trek: Generations

 

[A beaker full of death]

Kegek said:
"But what of Lazarus?"

- "The Alternative Factor"

and what of Lazarus?