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Kirk's best one liners in both the films and Series
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In "A Taste of Armageddon"
"Scotty, general order 24 in 2 hours! In 2 hours!"
and from the same episode:
"I'm a barbarian-you said so yourself."
"Scotty, general order 24 in 2 hours! In 2 hours!"
and from the same episode:
"I'm a barbarian-you said so yourself."
"People have disrupted stations before without being Klingon agents. Sometimes, all they need is a title, Mister Baris. Unfortunately, disrupting a space station is not an offense. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a ship to tend to. Au revoir." - Capt. Kirk 'The Trouble With Tribbles'
From "The Day of the Dove":
"Here's a little something I owe you!" (Proceeds to punch out Kang.)
An exchange from TWOK between Kirk & McCoy when Kirk proposes beaming down to wherever the Regula team went:
MCCOY: Go? Where are we going?
KIRK: Where they went!
MCCOY: Suppose they went . . . nowhere?
KIRK: Then this will be your big chance to get away from it all!
From "The Doomsday Machine":
"Then you mean you're the lunatic who's responsible for almost destroying my ship?" (To Commodore Decker).
From "The Changeling":
"You are flawed and imperfect! Execute your prime function!" (Convincing Nomad to destroy itself.)
From "Mirror, Mirror":
"It is useless to resist us!" (To the Halkans, and perhaps, the inspiration for the Borg's catchphrase, "Resistance if futile.")
Red Ranger
"Here's a little something I owe you!" (Proceeds to punch out Kang.)
An exchange from TWOK between Kirk & McCoy when Kirk proposes beaming down to wherever the Regula team went:
MCCOY: Go? Where are we going?
KIRK: Where they went!
MCCOY: Suppose they went . . . nowhere?
KIRK: Then this will be your big chance to get away from it all!
From "The Doomsday Machine":
"Then you mean you're the lunatic who's responsible for almost destroying my ship?" (To Commodore Decker).
From "The Changeling":
"You are flawed and imperfect! Execute your prime function!" (Convincing Nomad to destroy itself.)
From "Mirror, Mirror":
"It is useless to resist us!" (To the Halkans, and perhaps, the inspiration for the Borg's catchphrase, "Resistance if futile.")
Red Ranger
"I don't like to lose." TWOK
"Bones, I NEED you. There's a ... THING out there!"
McCoy: "Why is everything we don't understand always called a 'thing'?" (Followed by a rant about engineers loving to change things and that Chapel's an MD now.)
(I realize that's more of an "exchange" than a "one-liner", but I always liked it because Kirk set up McCoy in the BEST way!)
McCoy: "Why is everything we don't understand always called a 'thing'?" (Followed by a rant about engineers loving to change things and that Chapel's an MD now.)
(I realize that's more of an "exchange" than a "one-liner", but I always liked it because Kirk set up McCoy in the BEST way!)
Not exactly a one-liner, though, is it? More like a short paragraph! 
Kryton said:
"Bones, I NEED you. There's a ... THING out there!"
McCoy: "Why is everything we don't understand always called a 'thing'?" (Followed by a rant about engineers loving to change things and that Chapel's an MD now.)
(I realize that's more of an "exchange" than a "one-liner", but I always liked it because Kirk set up McCoy in the BEST way!)
Yeah, it actually goes more like this...
KIRK: Bones, there's a...thing out there--
BONES: Why is any object we don't understand always called a "thing"?
KIRK: --headed this way. I need you. (beat) Dammit, Bones! I need you...badly!
BONES: Permission to come aboard?
RAND: (filtered) Permission granted, sir!
BONES: Well, Jim, I hear Chapel's an M.D. now. I'm gonna need a top nurse, not a doctor who'll argue every little diagnoses with me. And they probably redesigned the whole sickbay, too! I know engineers, they love to change things.
The one line I remember because it showed how the show was about more than just space monsters,
From The Man Trap:
"Just thinking about the buffalo."
And from The Ultimate Computer, Kirk quoting from the poem "Sea Fever," "All I ask is a tall ship, and a star to steer her by." and I can't remember the rest, but when he relates that to being a starship commander. About how the stars are still there, and the ship. Someone must remember those exact words.
From The Man Trap:
"Just thinking about the buffalo."
And from The Ultimate Computer, Kirk quoting from the poem "Sea Fever," "All I ask is a tall ship, and a star to steer her by." and I can't remember the rest, but when he relates that to being a starship commander. About how the stars are still there, and the ship. Someone must remember those exact words.
Woulfe said:
^ what's fun about that is....
' Now, if you excuse me, I have a ship to tend to, Au revior '
Shatner ad-libbed that totally, and it worked
Hmm, just thinking, but, I doubt he ad-libbed that. He was saying the same thing the tribble salesman said earlier.
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