Well, my childhood has now been sufficiently raped. You can change the ship, the ages and backgrounds of the characters; hell, you can change the very history of the Federation for all I care. But when you mess with a character's eyes, you've gone too far. Those are the windows to the soul. All I can see now when I gaze longingly into faux-Kirk's icy blue soul windows of deceit are your lies, Mr. Abrams. You will not be getting my $11.50, sir, for I shall no longer tolerate being a victim. Good day, soul stealer.