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Kira Sucks, Sisko Sucks, Station can't even hit Warp 2

DS9 is such a stupid show, just look at the characters that don't make sense. Sisko is first all, this Emissary business is weird, then he's totally into the Prophets. Kira first hates Cardassians, then she becomes BFF with some of them, then in the end she's fighting alongside some Cardies to free Cardassia?! Nog is a thief, then he joins Starfleet?! Why is Bashir not naive and annoying in season 7 as he was in season 1? How am I supposed to follow a show with characters that change all the time?! In good shows, everyone stays the same all the time, in those really good ones they have the same ranks for 7 years, now that's character consistency for you.

And DS9 was such a total soap - eww. They had those totally soapy storylines, like people having relationships that last not just over multiple episodes, but multiple seasons?! In real SF shows, characters find their true love, lose it and get over it in the space of one episode, everyone knows that's how it's done, not dragging it on and on. Except if it's just sexual tension that lasts for years but goes nowhere, now that's OK.
 
Forget ripping off every Trek show that came before it, DS9 ripped off a completely separate show, B5!

Tell me about it. And they had the nerve not to use CGI that was obvious. I like knowing what's real and what's not. Plus, no aliens with peacock hairstyles and Victorian attire? Where's the class? Bah! :klingon:
 
You wanna know what else! Why did they have to have characters with children! Geez that's not how real Sci-Fi does it, except for BSG but the boy was grown. Its just not realistic. Also, in TNG there was always a moral or lesson from Picard about how awesome the Federation values are, where was my lesson in DS9? Where was the depth, the enlightenment, the righteousness? Geez.
 
I think DS9 would've reached its potential if the Federation, Cardassians and Bajorans had made peace with each other by the end of the pilot. Then they could've spent the rest of the series having self-indulgent holodeck adventures with each other.
 
I think DS9 would've reached its potential if the Federation, Cardassians and Bajorans had made peace with each other by the end of the pilot. Then they could've spent the rest of the series having self-indulgent holodeck adventures with each other.
To be fair, the Feds, a Bajoran, and a Cardassian did have a self-indulgent holodeck adventure once during the series, but that was just a blatant rip-off of Our Man Flint anyway.
 
Their budget was so low that they didn't even finish details of prosthetics for Odo's face.

And the real reason they kept featuring Cardassians and Bajorans was so they wouldn't have to come up with more alien designs.

And Cardassian foreheads were made with plastic spoons from a local diner.
 
Elim Garak - worst character ever. Seriously a tailor who has history of other positions with work. And the actor sucks too.
 
ANd what was up with bad guys actually being members of the federation from treasonous admirals to black ops. Seriously everyone knows the federation is always pure and good.
 
DS9ers are so desperate to keep their show alive they have Worf, Yates, Gilora, Dr. Zimmerman and Kira showing up on Castle.
 
Oh, no! The suckage is spilling over into TNG too!!!!!!!


Well, let's not go there...

If we in the DS9 forum want to have a good laugh over DS9 suckage (or lack thereof), I'm good with that. But let's not trash the other shows in that manner. I have gotten a bunch of Notify Mods over this thread because some people did not get that it was not a trolling thread, but a massive joke thread. If we start on the other shows, my mail will quadruple. And it won't be pretty.

So let's skip that idea. ;)
 
Oh, no! The suckage is spilling over into TNG too!!!!!!!


Well, let's not go there...

If we in the DS9 forum want to have a good laugh over DS9 suckage (or lack thereof), I'm good with that. But let's not trash the other shows in that manner. I have gotten a bunch of Notify Mods over this thread because some people did not get that it was not a trolling thread, but a massive joke thread. If we start on the other shows, my mail will quadruple. And it won't be pretty.

So let's skip that idea. ;)

What if we put down all the shows but flood you with positive PMs to cancel out all the complaints? :hugegrin:

Or we could put down all the other shows in order to build up DS9. "DS9 is so awesome that Picard couldn't even keep his crew from jumping ship! O'Brien, Worf...." :cool:

Or we could start simultaneous put-down threads in all the other forums. (Ugh, even I don't want to touch that one!) :eek:

Or we could do the obvious and obey your request. But that's so... obvious.
 
Well, let's not go there...

If we in the DS9 forum want to have a good laugh over DS9 suckage (or lack thereof), I'm good with that. But let's not trash the other shows in that manner. I have gotten a bunch of Notify Mods over this thread because some people did not get that it was not a trolling thread, but a massive joke thread. If we start on the other shows, my mail will quadruple. And it won't be pretty.

So let's skip that idea. ;)

What if we put down all the shows but flood you with positive PMs to cancel out all the complaints? :hugegrin:

Or we could put down all the other shows in order to build up DS9. "DS9 is so awesome that Picard couldn't even keep his crew from jumping ship! O'Brien, Worf...." :cool:

Or we could start simultaneous put-down threads in all the other forums. (Ugh, even I don't want to touch that one!) :eek:

Or we could do the obvious and obey your request. But that's so... obvious.

Yep, that's me! "PKTrekGirl: Sucking the Joy Out of the DS9 Forum For An Entire Decade." :lol:
 
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