Kes Offers Pity Sex

[Guy Gardener]

It doesn't matter how quick they learn, it still takes time to build and spread civilization.

they invent fire and the wheel, and then try to spread this techniology, but in their lifetime reaming they can only translocate a fe hundred miles, if they're not killed for being strangers. To build a civilization you need to kick the shit out of your nieghbours until they pass on your civilization to their children. Then you got to kick the shit out of them again to make sure it sticks. The romans conquered the entire world 40 times over because the rim of the empire kept thinking that they could do their own thing.

I wonder if all life on ocampa was short?

Imagine if their food supply lived 4 times longer than ocampa?

 

[JoeZhang]

It doesn't matter how quick they learn, it still takes time to build and spread civilization.

they invent fire and the wheel, and then try to spread this techniology, but in their lifetime reaming they can only translocate a fe hundred miles, if they're not killed for being strangers. To build a civilization you need to kick the shit out of your nieghbours until they pass on your civilization to their children. Then you got to kick the shit out of them again to make sure it sticks. The romans conquered the entire world 40 times over because the rim of the empire kept thinking that they could do their own thing.

I wonder if all life on ocampa was short?

Imagine if their food supply lived 4 times longer than ocampa?

Did we know how long the caretaker was interfering with them?

 

[The Badger]

Did we know how long the caretaker was interfering with them?

First we have Neelix 'interfering' with Kes.
Now the caretaker does the same thing to an entire species.

This thread is disturbing on so many levels.

 

[joyofvgr]

It doesn't matter how quick they learn, it still takes time to build and spread civilization.

they invent fire and the wheel, and then try to spread this techniology, but in their lifetime reaming they can only translocate a fe hundred miles, if they're not killed for being strangers. To build a civilization you need to kick the shit out of your nieghbours until they pass on your civilization to their children. Then you got to kick the shit out of them again to make sure it sticks. The romans conquered the entire world 40 times over because the rim of the empire kept thinking that they could do their own thing.

I wonder if all life on ocampa was short?

Imagine if their food supply lived 4 times longer than ocampa?

Did we know how long the caretaker was interfering with them?

I don't know, but the Ocampan living with the female Caretaker was 20 years old. Kes also didn't know about her mental abilities, so it appeared that the Caretaker might have been surpressing them.

 

[c0rnedfr0g]

If the average Ocampa lifespan is 9 years, and she joined the Voyager at 2, and if the series went 7 seasons, she was obviously a doomed character from the beginning.

 

[kimc]

Happy April Fools to all of you too. Thread closed.

 

[kimc]

Where does Wixiban fit into all this? Neelix's child trafficking contact? Intergaltic pimp?

I wonder if Kes was just a sex slave and Neelix conditioned her to be dependent on him.

''My Sweet, you will only love me. You got that Bitch. Me!''
'' Noooo Neelix''
''Shut up Kes. You will be me sex slave or I'll show you another use for Leola Root. Trust me bitch, it ain't pretty''
[Kes shrieks, sobs, wails for Daddy]
''My Sweet, it could be worse, Flotter could have had his way with you!''
Neelix violently bashes Kes into submission.

Jokes about beating women and rape are definitely NOT funny. Warning for trolling. Comments to pm.

 

[kimc]

Like I said before the thread isn't supposed to appeal to middle aged, basement dwellers.

Wow what a dictator, I guess because you didn't find this thread humorous, then it isn't funny. Okay Mr. Tyrant, you can now determine what is funny and what is not.

NCC, how many Kes figures sleep with you at night?

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