Kes Offers Pity Sex

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  1. Boy Wonder

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    Why on Earth was Kes attracted to Neelix? He was consistently displayed as an agressive, possessive, jealous, annoying, clingy, overbearing paedophile.

    Is Love really blind or did Kes have her eyes gouged out?

    Also, how long had Neelix and Kes been together when they first came aboard Voyager. I can't remember.

    Numerous times it was shown or alluded to that Kes liked Tom, so why did she stay around with Neelix for so long?
     
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    wasn't Kes like a 2-yr-old when she met Neelix? that is a very impressionable age. Neelix probably figured there was no other way he'd get a girl

    ;)
     
  5. Boy Wonder

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    Kes was 1, wasn't she? Neelix likes them young, meek and passive.
     
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    :guffaw: :guffaw: :guffaw: :guffaw: :guffaw:

    I'm going to have to save that picture.

    The rest...no comment.
     
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    Spoilers for the book after Full circle

    According to my sources, when the USS Voyager returns to the DQ, they encounter the Taxalian miners again - it seems that Neelix was hanged off a lamppost soon after they left, once they worked out why he wanted to move straight in with a vunerable young woman and her son. Someone checked his records and it seems that he was on the talaxian nonce jotter and had a record as long as your arm.
     
  8. Boy Wonder

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    Where does Wixiban fit into all this? Neelix's child trafficking contact? Intergaltic pimp?

    I wonder if Kes was just a sex slave and Neelix conditioned her to be dependent on him.

    ''My Sweet, you will only love me. You got that Bitch. Me!''
    '' Noooo Neelix''
    ''Shut up Kes. You will be me sex slave or I'll show you another use for Leola Root. Trust me bitch, it ain't pretty''
    [Kes shrieks, sobs, wails for Daddy]
    ''My Sweet, it could be worse, Flotter could have had his way with you!''
    Neelix violently bashes Kes into submission.
     
  9. Michael

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    Boy Wonder, the 6th grade called, they want their unfunny jokes back.
     
  10. Boy Wonder

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    Sheesh, I forgot this place was populated with middle aged nerds that still lived in their moms basement.
     
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    Yeah, it's easy to forget if you're one of them, right?
     
  12. Boy Wonder

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    Oh, I think we have found a comedian. Rolls eyes.

    It's really sad when fans of a television character cannot have a sense of humour or even lighten up.

    NCC you're only pissed because the mickey has been taken from your precious little Kes.
     
  13. Michael

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    :lol: So, you're some kind of telepath, telling me what I think? Well, I guess you can sense what I think about you now, can you?

    Oh, and you're mistaken. I have a great sense of humor. Problem is, this thread isn't funny. Well, maybe it is to a 6th grader. But I alluded to that ealier.
     
  14. Boy Wonder

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    Like I said before the thread isn't supposed to appeal to middle aged, basement dwellers.

    Wow what a dictator, I guess because you didn't find this thread humorous, then it isn't funny. Okay Mr. Tyrant, you can now determine what is funny and what is not.

    NCC, how many Kes figures sleep with you at night?
     
  15. Guy Gardener

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    Why would you think they were having sex?

    They didn't share a room together and he seemed quite confused when she explained to how to make babies.
     
  16. Boy Wonder

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    Silly me for thinking when two people are supposed to be in a romantic relationship sex is involved. Welcome to 1800s, Kes and Neelix. No petting and sit between Grandma.

    Though please don't tell me they only had an 'emotional connection'. As tough as their reltionship is too swallow you have to assume they had sex, though as Voyager is a ship run by puritants maybe Aunt Kathy barred all sex except Hollographic sex. Better to use and abuse Holograms than have sex slave aliens. Shame Neelix didn't.
     
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    Oh, I'm so sorry that I'm such a tyrant for not finding jokes about rape funny. Excuse the hell out of me.

    And what's this obsession with middle aged basement dwellers? Stereotyping much?

    Not that it would be any of your business, but just for your interest, I've been living in my own flat for many years now. The only time I see my basement is when I go down to bring the laundry to the washer. :lol:

    Oh, and: Not one.
     
  18. Boy Wonder

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    The joke wasn't intended to be about rape, because secretly I think Kes enjoyed playing the victim and liked it rough whilst externally played it prim and cutesy. It's always the quiet ones.

    Like I said in another thread stereotypes usually have some basis in fact.

    Anyway, I can see Neelix keeping a lock of Kes' hair and framing it or something.
     
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    Happy April's Fools.
     
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