Kate the Selfish?

[Guy Gardener]

I bet I could make your finger feel so dirty and violated that you'll become fouled in regret every time you use it to pick your nose for the rest of your life, if you'd give me half the chance.

Where was I?

It wasn't the sex act that disturbed Kathryn, it was the responsibility of creating and nurturing a new life.

 

[kirkfan]

I bet I could make your finger feel so dirty and violated that you'll become fouled in regret every time you use it to pick your nose for the rest of your life, if you'd give me half the chance.

Where was I?

It wasn't the sex act that disturbed Kathryn, it was the responsibility of creating and nurturing a new life.

I thought it was the idea of doing it with Q.

 

[Guy Gardener]

It was a problem with two moving parts, that she could only deal to one after the other and not at exactly the same time.

1. Make a baby.

2. Have sex.

Seriously, it was never a consideration that she would frakk him without conceiving a child, or have a baby without frakking him, only that she wouldn't make a baby, even though she personally had the technology available to make a baby without presenting her flower.

On he Demon Planet, the entire crew made babies with alien goo. Part of the Maori origin myth is that one of the gods, Maui wandered around the Earth (his mother) fucking different tracts of land that had different fertility potential, meaning that different animal life, and vegetation sprang forth from where ever he placed his divine semen.

 

[kirkfan]

It was a problem with two moving parts, that she could only deal to one after the other and not at exactly the same time.

1. Make a baby.

2. Have sex.

Seriously, it was never a consideration that she would frakk him without conceiving a child, or have a baby without frakking him, only that she wouldn't make a baby, even though she personally had the technology available to make a baby without presenting her flower.

On he Demon Planet, the entire crew made babies with alien goo. Part of the Maori origin myth is that one of the gods, Maui wandered around the Earth (his mother) fucking different tracts of land that had different fertility potential, meaning that different animal life, and vegetation sprang forth from where ever he placed his divine semen.

If we are to believe the precepts of psychoanalysis, these products of the collective unconscious are based on play on words in the original language they've been made up. So until we understand the Maorinese the reasons why they chose this particular imagery will remain opaque to our cognitive abilities.

 

[Guy Gardener]

The word Maori (sounds exactly like mouldy if you really want to say it properly like a native, but don't, it's condescending to change your accent for just one word in the middle of a sentence.) is used sometimes like the word Klingon.

They are Maori who speak Maori.

I googled God sexy-naughty-time, and came up with this.

What country has the honor to say that part of their homeland is basically godly spunk? Well, Japan does. The story of Japan’s creation is the god Izanagi pushed his “jewel encrusted spear” into “the primal ooze of our planet” and, when pulling out, “spilled a salty substance” that created the Japanese island of Onogoro. If you can’t spot the innuendo there, don’t worry, it only gets less subtle from here.
The story goes that when Izanagi finally decided to stop metaphorically “raping” the underage Earth below, he took his soon-to-be wife Izanami and descended on the huge island of dried ejaculate where they married and settled. After having sex on Spunk Island the woman gave birth to eight more Japanese islands.
Izanami continued to get pregnant and squeezed out more babies into the world. One of them was Homusubi (Kagututi), the incarnation of fire. A literal fireball. Learning first hand that fire is hot, Izanami suffered the worst burning sensation down there… and basically everywhere.
Being horribly burned from the inside she suffered agony for a couple of days, losing complete control of her bodily functions (what kind of gods are they?), vomiting, urinating and shitting uncontrollably. Her dying spasms of bodily functions gave birth to new gods, a pair for each substance that flew out of her body:
The Vomit Gods: Kanayamahiko, Kanayamahime
The Urine Gods: Mitsuha no me, Wakumusubi
The Feces Gods: Haniyasuhiko, Haniyasuhime​

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[kirkfan]

^Note how these misogynistic societies make short shrift of the woman's contribution to the conception of the infant. The semen is only half of the individual.