Kate the Selfish?
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Define "people"?
Suitors or... Do friends buy friends flowers?
Well? Not until one of us is dead.
Suitors or... Do friends buy friends flowers?
Well? Not until one of us is dead.
I do not want ANY when I am dead.
Take the flower money, and the fancy coffin money and spend it on excellent food for my wake. It's BYO booze though, I'm not that generous.
Take the flower money, and the fancy coffin money and spend it on excellent food for my wake. It's BYO booze though, I'm not that generous.
I remember when I got my first girlfriend, I used to show up with flowers all the time and she would look utterly mortified and embarrassed
Back in the days when I thought women were delicate, precious angels who deserved to be put on pedestals for eternity
Turns out, most of em just want pizza & shagging, same as me
Back in the days when I thought women were delicate, precious angels who deserved to be put on pedestals for eternity
Turns out, most of em just want pizza & shagging, same as me
People who need people...
LOL yeah, don't kiss me with pizza mouth.
Some women just don't like fuss. It's either a self worth thing, resent thing, or just let's skip the overture and get to the bed thing. Some women can sense the BS too if the flowers and prince charming stuff is a pretense to get her.
Keep it real. If you get rejected well quit acting like she's the only one out there. If you had a crush well best you learned sooner rather than bad sex or bad marriage.
Now at my funeral, let's cut the crap. I won't bother making a request. They'll still buy the over priced flowers and urn to make their selfish butts feel better and then fight over my stuff. I wish for it to go my way but I'll never know. I don't plan to haunt my own funeral.
Some women just don't like fuss. It's either a self worth thing, resent thing, or just let's skip the overture and get to the bed thing. Some women can sense the BS too if the flowers and prince charming stuff is a pretense to get her.
Keep it real. If you get rejected well quit acting like she's the only one out there. If you had a crush well best you learned sooner rather than bad sex or bad marriage.
Now at my funeral, let's cut the crap. I won't bother making a request. They'll still buy the over priced flowers and urn to make their selfish butts feel better and then fight over my stuff. I wish for it to go my way but I'll never know. I don't plan to haunt my own funeral.
It's become fashionable to ask for cremation followed by the scattering of your ashes. Funny though, it's not cheaper than the average burial. These bastard undertakers; they will suck your blood dry, even in death...
Better to give a flower and not need it rather than need it and not have it imo... Every girl I've dated says they hate valentines day but a cheesy gift goes a long way. Especially if their friend gets one and then they don't... then they share that their bf brought them a little Caesar's pizza instead of a rose.
My best friends wife some years ago approached me with a seriously look on her face, well she is Dutch, there's always a serious look on her face, but she asks me to explain to her husband (again, because she can't seem to slap any sense into him.) that she doesn't want any more more flowers. They are having trouble paying their bills, and handing 30 dollars over to the florist every week is not helping. Of course she was just drunk and venting, and didn't really want me to say anything. Never confuse venting for a call to arms. I heard this once described as that women cannot "think". And by think, that person meant continue a dialogue inside their head weighing the pros and cons of a situation until a course of action is decided upon. Woman have to turn a few seconds of thought into 5 hours of conversation with a wet shoulder. Obviously a ridiculous generalization intended to be sexist in a fictional context, but it does happen. Where was I? My friend who was buying too many flowers for his wife was doing so because she was angry and sad (Dutch. I liked her! She was just extremely serious.) and the only tool he had to cope with angry and sad was flowers. So the angrier and sadder she got, the more flowers he would buy which would make her angrier and sadder, so he'd buy yet more flowers which would make her even angrierer and saderer.
You see the pattern?
But they got divorced and these days she's "dating" (bought a farm together with) a good looking man almost half her age.
You see the pattern?
But they got divorced and these days she's "dating" (bought a farm together with) a good looking man almost half her age.
Speaking of cremation, notice how TV shows and films never explain what happens to cremated people during zombie apocalypses.
I mean, there have been bits in The Walking Dead (and I think in 2004 DOTD) which show corpses that had almost nothing left of them, hardly even the head. But you don't exactly see clouds of ashes swirling down the road trying to choke people...
I mean, there have been bits in The Walking Dead (and I think in 2004 DOTD) which show corpses that had almost nothing left of them, hardly even the head. But you don't exactly see clouds of ashes swirling down the road trying to choke people...
The Brain has to be intact for zombification to take effect in some (most?) continuities.
And if you're dating a fat girl, a wheel of cheese goes a long way in getting you some action, just make sure that you have a resilient bed...
Flowers are expensive here so there's that too, you could buy something good that lasts for that kind of money. You can buy shitty flowers in the supermarket but they are mostly carnations and everyone knows they are cheap and shitty. See flowers can't win, they are either a waste of money or an obvious cop out.
Oh and as to the pizza breath, if both people eat the pizza it cancels it out.
Oh and as to the pizza breath, if both people eat the pizza it cancels it out.
Toothpaste flavoured pizza?
I was on a platonic date with two (female) friends I hadn't seen since "early" gradeschool, and during the course of the night I bought them both one of those cast iron roses, because a peddler guilted me into it.
I never would have bought them actual roses, because they die, so it doesn't make sense.
I was on a platonic date with two (female) friends I hadn't seen since "early" gradeschool, and during the course of the night I bought them both one of those cast iron roses, because a peddler guilted me into it.
I never would have bought them actual roses, because they die, so it doesn't make sense.
Only if you insist that every date unconditionally ends in full sex.
Isn't it the goal, though? I mean a "platonic date" kinda sounds like a rabbit hunt with blanks...
In code I just asked you if you were a rapist.
Do you want to revise your answer to that question?
Do you want to revise your answer to that question?
But a cast iron rose is just some piece of crap you have to decide whether to keep or throw out after it sits around your house for way too long.
Really, I'm against everything
Food is good though, food.. is perishable but it's a joy to make it perish.
Really, I'm against everything
Food is good though, food.. is perishable but it's a joy to make it perish.
