Although I was glad to see Superman kick the shit out of Thor. Weak story, though.
And that was,
by far, the weakest part of it. You're right, though: Busiek's epics do tend to have the same tone and cadence, time and again.
What's the problem? Thor didn't know that Superman had heat vision. And it hits its target at the speed of light, which provides no response time for Thor.
"The problem" is that he
continues to wade into it. Superman targets him
for long seconds, and Thor simply plows forward, taking
no defensive action, even while making a speech about enduring.
Completely asinine ... and
incredibly shitty writing.
All this whining about Thor's defeat ...
There's a difference between "whining" and pointing out
genuine flaws in the way Busiek wrote the battle, as I have done.
And there'd be no need to say
anything if all the Super-cilious fans weren't now smugly saying,
"See? Told you Superman beats Thor."
No, he really
doesn't—not unless the writer wants it that way, and writes Thor as an incompetent booby.
No one denies that Thor could kill Superman by using mystic "nukes" that are a feature of the hammer.
Actually, you're one of the
very few I've ever heard admit it—all due credit.
And it's arguable that the hammer is more a focus or channel for Thor's innate powers than simply a weapon loaded down with overwhelming force. The enchantments are
very specific, and do not include the shitload of effects Thor has employed over the years.
It's not surprising on reflection, though: He is a god, after all.
But where's the honor in that?
That's a valid point ... as far as it goes. I still prefer a well-written Thor who fights tactically to the blustering fool into which Busiek often makes him. This is a being with
millennia of battle experience (and a level of skill that makes Superman look like a Boy Scout proud of his yellow belt) against foes that would crush the Man of Steel utterly in about 15 seconds.
I've
never said or implied that Superman couldn't stop Thor if they went right at each other, with little embellishment: He
is Superman, after all. But make it a truly
epic battle, in which it's clear Thor is fighting like the being of honor he is, on the Man of Steel's terms, rather than a beatdown in which Superman wins because his foe fights like a dolt.
Thrall said:
But there is no way in hell DC would let their most iconic star get pwned by a Marvel supporting character.
Actually, Thor is considered a major character. It's just that Superman is
the character. There's no denying that.