JJ Abrams: Star Trek Sequel Will ‘Start Over’

[shapeshifter]

Not that it really matters now but I have a correction to my original post to make.

So, if I understand this correctly, any sense of continuity to past Nutrek, even for the characters, is fair game to any changes. The nu-story is King, no matter how it may contradict it's own continuity?

The highlighted word should have read thusly:

So, if I understand this correctly, any sense of continuity to past Nutrek, except for the characters, is fair game to any changes. The nu-story is King, no matter how it may contradict it's own continuity?

I shouldn't have read and posted about that article while a few shots of brandy over the line. Anyway, In the light of a new day I find I agree with the overall consensus here.

I still have a redesign of the Enterprise, (and hopefully an end to the Spock/Uhura snogging) to look forward to. They probably should also scale back the lens flare and Spock's SHOUTING.

Now, where is that brandy...

 

[Set Harth]

Actually, to match up with TOS, shouldn't Spock be doing more shouting?

 

[Enterprise is Great]

Like this....THE WOMEN!?

 

[Nerd unRage]

They will be attacked by black space faring gay nazi ninja midgets with an obsession for Gorn Porn and Matzo balls. The Enterprise crew will be reassembled as they are all on shore leave following a previous battle with a pair of Nuclear Hedge Clippers.

A High Ranking Starfleet official will be assassinated while giving a speech, farted to death by a Klingon who had inadvertently eaten the boiled cabbage garnish his Gagh was served on. It was a case of unfortunate circumstances. The crew needs to fly to Kronos and establish a treaty, but are sidetracked by a swarm of flesh eating tribbles and a tribe of Syphilitic Viking Prom Queens from the planet Chlamydia IV.

Naturally Kirk tries to seduce them and faces a medical and surgical drama that will unite Kirk, Spock and McCoy in their brotherhood of stream crossing.

This infuriates Uhura and spurned by Spock becomes addicted to her orb. Woody Allen files suit for the vague Sleeper reference and together with the Guardian of Forever foil a plot of alien abduction of the mind of an egotistical science fiction writer transplanted from the 20th century, living on Deep Space B5.

Sisko summons the prophets and a huge space battle ensues with loads of loud explosions, second in volume only to the sound of fan fapping in the back row.

JJ then comes out from behind the curtain and removes a kidney from the guy in the front row.

That is what JJ Abrams meant by "start over." Isn't it obvious??

Clearly this concept would add even more freshness into the franchise

Thanks for the laugh!

 

[ALF]

number6, you had me at Gorn Porn. Well done.