Jennifer Lien Was Arrested in July???

[Guy Gardener]

If any one is humming it's the bloke.

Remember "Why do they call her Lassie?"

(And never underestimate how well a young David Attenborough can wear a pair of short shorts.)

Maybe it's a location thing?

A blowjob inside a humvee is called a hummer.

And then quickly both blowjobs and humvees became hummers together.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Trouble at the old mill?

GODDAMN it I resist googling this stuff but in the end I'm at gunpoint.

 

[Guy Gardener]

It's a type of mill.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Okay I have looked it up and it seems it is as dull as I suspected.

Unless AskMen.com is keeping something under wraps.

 

[Melakon]

For the humming business, just play the... instrument... like a kazoo.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

But WHY?

I can think of better things to do.

 

[Guy Gardener]

Maybe it's because penis' are humdrum?

What did ask men say?

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

It said..

Spoiler: Something most likely nothing to do with Jennifer Lien or Kes blowing up in Fury

A "hummer" can be performed on both the male and female genitalia. In essence, while performing oral sex on your partner, you, well, you hum -- either a song or simply enough, you just hum. This produces a light, constant vibration that is believed to enhance the oral sex experience. Hope that helps.​

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[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

The "a song" part particularly cracked me up.

Really the parodies are endless.

 

[Guy Gardener]

I already ruminated about your personal extended history with cello vibrations.

People vibrations would seem trite.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

If the term which I'm googling is actually an analogy I'm in.

But if it is literal I stand by my assessment that it's a bit of a waste of time, a gimmick really.

 

[Guy Gardener]

I'm watching the last episode of "Switch" a six part English version of Charmed.

I saw a half naked Alyssa Milano boink (simulated obviously) Christian Slater on a TOS swivelly command chair yesterday.

One of these things is awesome, the other is a turd.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

You don't like those chairs?

They do need cup holders.

 

[Guy Gardener]

I don't trust myself with cups.

 

[LOKAI of CHERON]

Is Voyager on in reruns anywhere

Well, along with TOS, it's on daily in the UK at least - on CBS Action. In fact, season five's "Counterpoint" is airing as I type!

 

[bbailey861]

Is Voyager on in reruns anywhere

Well, along with TOS, it's on daily in the UK at least - on CBS Action. In fact, season five's "Counterpoint" is airing as I type!

It is also running daily on 'Space' channel in Canada.

 

[Sindatur]

Just as long as it doesn't suck as hard as Of Gods and Men.

I thought it was actually pretty decent. All it lacked was a Leading man prescence

There was not nearly enough blowing of reed or even Reed in Voyager.

Are you suggesting a guest starring role to give us Harry/Malcolm 'shipping?

 

[exodus]

Is Voyager on in reruns anywhere

Well, along with TOS, it's on daily in the UK at least - on CBS Action. In fact, season five's "Counterpoint" is airing as I type!

I don't know how factual it is but I've been under the impression Trek is more appreciated in Europe than it is here in the States.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

It's because they are all socialists.

 

[Guy Gardener]

You know Teacake, they probably think of us as Europeans, before they try to fathom what an Antipodean is.