Jeff Goldblum is Not Dead

[Mallory]

I just checked. Abe Vigoda is still alive.

 

[miraclefan]

I just checked. Abe Vigoda is still alive.

I loved it whenever he'd make a random appearance on CONAN.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

There's a fake news report saying he fell off a hotel balcony while filming a movie in New Zealand this morning.

My first thought was that must be fake, if only for the fact that he should be in New York doing Law & Order: Criminal Intent although they have probably finished this season's filming for that show.

 

[Lindley]

In other news, Trip Tucker is NOT. YET. BORN.

 

[freak]

why are these celebrities dying? hey, is Elizabeth Taylor still alive?!

thank the gods Goldblum is okay. I've got a crush on the dude miles long. always have.

Yes, Elizabeth Taylor is indeed alive and very upset and heartbroken to hear the news about Jackson's death. She was too shell shocked to even say a statement on the news earlier.

See, I used to like Goldblum back in like 1995-1996 but now the man has lost a lot of weight and is odd looking. Mom says he looks like a turtle. I find that remark hilarious.

 

[miraclefan]

How did this rumer get started?

 

[Jeri]

I doubt Goldblum is even in New Zealand, he was on the Colbert Report this week and last week.

Has he got a new movie or book he's promoting?

 

[Candlelight]

I doubt Goldblum is even in New Zealand, he was on the Colbert Report this week and last week.

Has he got a new movie or book he's promoting?

He was on it saying how much he wasn't dead.

 

[Jeri]

Well, that would appeal to Stephen.

 

[CommodoreKong]

He was doing some crazy monologues and promoting Law and Order.

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-co...009/murder-in-the-white-house---jeff-goldblum

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-co...-22-2009/the-smell-of-freedom---jeff-goldblum

 

[cardinal biggles]

As long as Generalisimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

I'm happy to report that the Generalissimo is still heroically clinging to death.

 

[RandyS]

Rumors of my death are greatly exaggerated.

Rumors of mine aren't.

 

[miraclefan]

In other news, Trip Tucker is NOT. YET. BORN.

 

[TGTheodore]

"Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead."

Goodnight, and have a pleasant tomorrow.

--Ted

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Jeff Goldblum still not dead.

Still, I'd suggest he doesn't canoe to Panama just yet.

 

[RJDiogenes]

He probably appreciates all the publicity.

 

[Frodo Lives]

Not dead, just very crispy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deppIzXmmY4

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Any major news outlets picking up on the whole hoax?

 

[Candlelight]

Everyone in New Zealand is...

 

[captcalhoun]

i died. but i got better.